Noun ; A very disturbed person who acts with little to no feelings only unless it is within a lie. Very sneaky personality. Does not bathe often. Not harmful to most but very distinct about his often colorful personaility. Addcited to pot. Very prepubecent. Tries to impress the weak/victims and lures them into his self indulgent world but often/most likely fails. Very un- intelligent, and clumsy. Compulsive liar. Likely to be a pedo. Dresses nicely but beware his disguises with his good looks and charm. Weird rash, may be contagious to most. Follows closely behind his victims up until the point of restraining orders. Guilty person. Often tries to make you feel guilty by using fabricated stories of unknown. Conceited.
Look at that Pot Pube saying that he's lived a hard life, and knows Michael Jackson and the President of Columbia.
That Pot Pube says he got molested by Oprah.
That Pot Pube said he got abducted by aliens.
That Pot Pube says he got molested by Oprah.
That Pot Pube said he got abducted by aliens.
by Scared Children.. October 30, 2010
When you are at a party that sucks and u aim to show your displeasure. While in the hosts bathroom you reach into your crotch and tear off a handful of your own pubic hair. Than holding it your hand like you are blowing a kiss you spray the pubes all over their sink, tooth brush, and bar soap. This lets them know the next time you are over they better have some top shelf liquor.
Bob: holy shit. There are red pubic hairs all over my girlfriends toothbrush
Rob: looks like the pube bandit struck again
Rob: looks like the pube bandit struck again
by Pelopallu August 30, 2016
For a man, it means to have the pube hair shaved right above the penis only leaving some on both sides and on the testicles. It should resemble Honest Abe's beard.
For a woman, it means to also shave the pubic hair right on top of the vagina and leave the sides and gooch area untouched.
For a woman, it means to also shave the pubic hair right on top of the vagina and leave the sides and gooch area untouched.
by IamHollywood January 15, 2009
The slight itching sensation in the back of your throat that occurs long after you've had oral sex with someone, particularly after performing oral sex on a woman - you've washed all the pubic hairs out of your mouth, and you're sure they're all gone, but you still swear you can feel a pubic hair somewhere in your throat.
"Dude, I totally brushed my teeth and gargled with mouthwash after I went down on Susie this morning, but I swear there's still one or two ghost pubes back there."
by Le Staboteur December 06, 2011
Someone attempting to grow a mustache but hasn't finished puberty yet so it doesn't fill in properly.
by <|-|51s December 06, 2008
When your in school and you get a piece of cake that has lunch lady pubes on it.The word originated when a certain student had a huge pube on his cake at school one day.
by bill simpson December 15, 2005
Someone who is inept and void of common sense.
One who is clueless in the art of sexual relations, often confusing a "bushy" female partner's pubic hair for her reproductive organ.
Literally, someone who twirls their pubes in moments of boredom.
One who is clueless in the art of sexual relations, often confusing a "bushy" female partner's pubic hair for her reproductive organ.
Literally, someone who twirls their pubes in moments of boredom.
Pube twirler examples
"Am I hittin the G' spot tonight Gertrude?"
"Uh, you're just repeatedly licking the lower portion of my belly button." - Pube Twirler
"I am so cool I just called that woman a dick wagon."
"Keven, don't be such a pube twirler."
"Am I hittin the G' spot tonight Gertrude?"
"Uh, you're just repeatedly licking the lower portion of my belly button." - Pube Twirler
"I am so cool I just called that woman a dick wagon."
"Keven, don't be such a pube twirler."
by Irbster2 February 08, 2008