A tool: When a chick puckers up, a paper towel roll stuffed with dryer sheets, to her ass and farts through it so the party doesn't know she tore ass and unleashed on the house.
Ellen felt the queso dip rumblen-down-under knocking on the devils door. She knew her lactose inducement would peal paint off the walls so she grabbed some dryer sheets and a roll of paper towels to pass off a butt muffler.
by Big E' February 28, 2006
a quickie; a sex act that takes less than three minutes to complete (usually a blow job or hand job).
by R.A.Trussell October 25, 2007
by Matt January 10, 2004
a muffler bearing is a term used when you here a loud rattleing sound comeing from the under carrige of a passing car or maybe your own
by peter gosinya February 04, 2008
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by Shandice December 27, 2009