Moist Job

The act of a woman licking her palm prior to giving her man a hand job in order to lubricate and prevent chaffing and improve the experience. It is not an alteration of a hand job, but its own entity.
As the girl was about to go down on me, she pulled up, licked her hand, and gave me a moist job first.

-Andrew Dyer was the original creator of the term.
by Michael-Edwards-PHX April 10, 2010
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Moist not want not

If a lady isn't wet she might not want to fuck.
Girl A: He keeps busting out the lube... I guess I'm not that into him"
Girl B: "Moist not want not"
by DJ horrible August 11, 2009
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Moist Pussy

When you slide a girls panties off and the juices from her pussy are gushing out. Making the pussy moist
Yo nigga, I was with this one bitch, that Was moist pussy
by Champapi123 April 20, 2017
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Moist Dream

When a female wakes up super horny and super wet from nocturnal sex dreams. Usually requires immediate self gratification or initiating sex with their lover.
I don't know what got into Rachel last night. She had one hell of a moist dream. She woke me up by sitting on my face and riding me like a pony.
by Eaton Holgoode October 20, 2015
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moist calzone

Is basically an overly wet gross pussy, gots aids. Best way to describe your mom
"I would Fuck Jenny but I heard she has a moist calzone"
by RandyKevincodyconnor May 11, 2015
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your moist

'Your moist' is a slang word for lame. Mostly used when someone does something wet.
Tom: i play minecraft 24/7.
Chris: your moist cuz.
by Manlyk M December 19, 2016
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moist vagina

moist vagina is a great song by nirvana
by daniel d October 10, 2005
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