Kiss My Big Black Mocha Ass

To show complete and utter disapproval for something suggested or offered. Emphasis is shown on describing the ass intended for receiving the kiss. Usually used by people of color or "black men".

Guy: "Hey Kareem, can I have your Xbox 360 for free?"

Kareem: "...kiss my big black mocha ass"

by TheHomieUD March 14, 2009

grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip

Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.

When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!

by Barista May 19, 2014

Mocha bb

Mocha baby is a person who is not exactly toxic in your life, but adds spice to it. They are the right people to be around, but say the wrong things and they will snap at you.

Lowkey energetic but too lazy to do shit.

Most likely to be a Sagittarius, Taurus or Leo

“Dude did you hear bout that new kid”
Yeah, I heard she was a mocha bb, I kinda dig it.

by Deadbeatdaddyyyy October 15, 2020

Mocha Bear

A brown cat that is fat and fluffy and looks like a bear, and is very round. Orange eyes that match the sunset. As you look into its eyes its manipulative powers manifest into your soul and takes over one’s mind. Meows like no other meow ever heard before the, sounds of it reach the highest points of heaven.

I started petting mocha bear

by Conner James llll June 5, 2025

mocha

token ulpana queer. mostly seen crying in social worker's office or locker room. emotional wreckage but best gay older sibling and moral support provider. usually a teddy bear, but terrifying when they're in character for the play. will screenshot your view once photos.

jack: did you see mocha?
crutchie: yes, they were crying in atara's office

by pancake at the disco May 22, 2022

Mocha coosta

When someone goes to Starbucks and buys a mocha frappichino then add some LSD to the frappichino and ride around on a roller coaster

Guy 1: Dude are u thinking what I'm thinking

Guy 2: if your thinking doin a mocha coosta then hell ya

by D-pack chopra June 24, 2012

Mocha Chocolaty Ya Ya

In which Somebody is Known to be gorgeous, so good looking, you just want to give every pleasuring Feeling to her/him.

Spencer, and Leon was walking around the mall, when they saw a young 19 year old Fit Tan girl sitting at a table with to pasty white girls.

Spencer: Damn, that girl is Fire-ING Ide like to stick my sausage in her pizza.

Leon: Dude, I'm Leon S. Kennedy. I work for the president, I can handle that shiz real well.

Spencer: I bet you your job, that I can get that piece tonight, and I don't mean piece, I mean the whole thing.

Leon: I don't think neither of us can get that, Shes to Mocha Chocolaty Ya Ya

by ItzMichelleBetch July 6, 2010