Marijuana Deficiency Syndrome (MDS)

MDS is a severe neurophysical and behavioral disorder characterized by a lack of marijuana in one's system. Victims of MDS exhibit a tendency to buzzkill, harsh on good times, and induce downer vibes. MDS is treatable, but not curable.

The Federal Government's raid on Oaksterdam University suggest that Obama may be suffering from Marijuana Deficiency Syndrome (MDS).

by Fred Quick October 18, 2012

St. Pauls School MD

St. Pauls School in Maryland is a magical place where the teachers all came from hell. A lot of the students hate it there, because anyone who doesn't wear exactly what everyone else does gets ridiculed. Most of these kids don't get beat up because the other people know that the "weird" kids could turn their asses into whipped cream. The dress code is designed to keep kids from thinking independantly, you have to wear a shirt and tie and either wear a buzzcut or a bowl. The kids on sports teams claim that they are so much better than everyone else, but most of them would sell thier "bff" for a nickel. Especially a shiny one.

SP Kid: Hey, that kids wearing black... lets kick his ass!!!
*five minutes later, all the jocks are impaled on pikes, most of them partially disemboweled, some on their knees begging for mercy from the kids they once fags, geeks, losers, and retards.*
St. Pauls School MD is layed to waste. what was once a great establishment is now in flames. MOST PEOPLE DONT KNOW IT BUT ST PAULS WAS ORIGINALLY FOUNDED TO TEACH CHOIRBOYS< NOT LACCROSSE PLAYERS

by your mom's new special freind November 7, 2008

Havre de Grace, MD

Birthplace of Hall of Famer Baltimore Oriole Cal Ripken. Located on the charming Chesapeake Bay, and also birthplace of the insurmountably talented photography teacher, Andrea Johnston. Havre de Grace is famous for it's crabs. (Feel free to interpret the last statement however you wish)

"Wow! Where is your photography teacher from?"
"Oh! A little town called Havre de Grace, MD."
"I've never heard of it."
"Me either, evidently, she moved away when she was an infant."
"Oh, good call."

by Anniej32 March 17, 2009

MD 20/20 (Mad Dog)

Sweet sweet wine, better than 40 oz., and the coca cola of the poor.
Less alcohol than booze, but more(and far tastier than) malt liquor

Before we rolled, we all killed a Mad Dog, to keeep us buzzin

by joshrock2k October 1, 2004

dr kevin t bockelboy jr esquire md

A proctologist who regulates peoples dreams like freddy kruger bitch

dr kevin t bockelboy jr esquire md is a Gangster

by jonthan mar August 3, 2010

MD

MD is Ma9etla Dhohk.
It mean Dying of Laughing

the teacher said something funny. i say: Ma9etla Dho7k(MD)

by Okohaw April 21, 2018

MD

A big scary Russian man who is actually a dumpling on the inside.

person1: MD is so scary
person2: no hes not you just have to get on his good side.

by raindu_ January 6, 2023