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freshies

the slang for dumb bitches who keep flexing (showing off) their new acrylics smh
no one:

that dumb fuckwit: omg did you see my freshies???
by anguscow August 29, 2019
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Freshy

by Buck son January 5, 2019
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Freshies

Freshies are the new posts on a site such as tumblr.com

When you're scrolling and getting bored of posts and look up and see there are new posts, those are "freshies". Freshies are the best because it's like an iOS update... you never know what's in store!
My dashboard was getting lame and then I looked up and saw there were freshies! I love me some freshies!
by 12143 December 15, 2015
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Freshies

Any new fresh article of clothing.
Bro: First day of school and you’re rocking freshies, bruh.
by CPnJP August 17, 2022
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Freshies

Man yo, those girls are freshies
by L'sforball November 22, 2018
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Freshie

An imingrant who goes bulgaria and struggles to speak bulgarian, which results in all the bulgarians laighing at him and calling him a 'freshie'
by Mutz init November 9, 2015
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freshie

1. The holy grail of footwear, a brand-spankin’-new pair of shoes (or other garment) that you summon from the mystery backroom after enduring the tragic fate of trying on fungus-infested display models.

2. That euphoric moment when you confidently declare, “I’ll take a freshie!” to the part-time, acne-faced employee, who now understands that your standards are higher than Skid Row, LA.

3. The embodiment of newness with the sweet smell of retail victory, often accompanied by a boss strut upon exiting the store, because nothing says "I’m winning" like a new pair kicks that haven't been through months of fake-buyers who pretend they can afford $19 sneakers.
“My friend thought he could pull off the display shoes until I said, ‘Bro, those are so far gone, you need a freshie and a therapist!’”

“When I asked for a new, fresh pair of shoes Jamal looked at me like I was retarded. Whoa n*gga. I'm not the retard working at Dick's for minimum wage. New fetch my freshies!"
by Sam_Joanneski October 16, 2024
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