As Mrs. Sheomacker was giving her Safety in the classroom lesson, Jeffrey interupted her by whipping out his massive Cock and planting it on his desk. To what we now know is a "desk flop."
by Yolo Frodo February 17, 2014
An instance where a freshman (mostly in high school) walks up stairs in their new, unfamiliar school building and trips on the last step, falling flat on the floor. The victim only hopes that they catch their fall with their hands and that nobody was watching.
by anonymous101lol February 21, 2014
by J&A8991 May 05, 2012
That girl didn't know why there was an echo in an empty room.
What a CHEESE FLOP!
Did you see Sarina try to pick up that gay dude?
Yeah she is a major CHEESE FLOP.
What a CHEESE FLOP!
Did you see Sarina try to pick up that gay dude?
Yeah she is a major CHEESE FLOP.
by Ebomb85 June 22, 2011
by nickinnc May 08, 2010
Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.
Note: "flopping a straight" can have multiple connotations. In poker, it refers to a situation where a player makes a straight using the first three community cards (the flop). In "poke her", it retains the above definition.
Note: "flopping a straight" can have multiple connotations. In poker, it refers to a situation where a player makes a straight using the first three community cards (the flop). In "poke her", it retains the above definition.
Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.
by Chonky August 06, 2007
That fat guy just did a mctwisty flop while skateboarding and nearly cracked the concrete in the McDonald's parking lot!
by Barracheetah April 25, 2016