Eli

Eli is the sweetest person you will ever meet! They will always want to be around their small friend group but never any more! Eli tends to doubt themselves but their actually amazing at everything that they want to be good at with minimal effort! They seem to joke around a lots but will sometimes trash talk about you behind their backs but as long as you stay on their good side then you will be alright!

Omg! Eli is so sweet! They are literally amazing at everything!

by Keira_smith July 9, 2021

Eli

The best friend you’ll ever have. He is powerful and easy to get along with. He may come off as intimidating but as you get to know him you’ll fall in love. he is sporty and presents very masculine. Often very tall.

Person: Oh did you meet that new kid Eli?
Person 2: I’ve seen him around, he’s so scary.
Person: oh don’t worry, he’s really sweet.

by spencerissexy October 9, 2021

Eli

Some kid who’s obsessed with paper towels and will shit there pants for a paper towel

Eli pooped his pants when he got that Paper towel

by Skyscraper7871 March 5, 2022

Eli

Generally a very handsome man. Don’t be fooled by his football player build; he is quite the bull in a china shop, but has a soft spot in his heart for all family and friends, and will stop at nothing to be there for them. An Eli is a jokester. He loves to make people laugh and be the life of the party. He will do daredevil acts to win the heart of anyone, especially a girl he’s set his own heart on. He is especially romantic, talented, and loves to have a good time. He will host a party for anything, and will be the most loyal friend you’ve ever had.

Man, I’ve never had a better Piña Colada than the one Eli throws together.

Eli sure knows how to have a good time.

I know an Eli; I’m in love with him.

by lilneufs August 5, 2019

Eli

Eli is a badass who is a Fucking Goat at Basketball Baseball Football. If you make him he will he will Fucking Kick your Ass and when he is done he will piss on your ashes. He will kick your ass in Basketball Baseball And Football. DON’T FUCK WITH ELI OR HE WILL KICK YOU FUCKING ASS!!!

If you want to kick someone’s ass come see Eli on his online kickass videos at KICKASSCENTRAL.com

by EBUHR3 June 13, 2018

Eli

He loves eating humans and is a great human

"Hey Eli! Are there any humans in that apple?"

by Anonymous (janos) December 29, 2017

Eli

Seems like a good guy until you have a thing with him and realize he is probably talking to like 5 other girls and leaves you on open 24/7 cuz he couldn't give a damn about you 👍also known for wearing groutfits and ugly ass vests

"Hey see Eli over there? Yeah his groutfit is hideous"

by Ju222222 December 13, 2017