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crystal dove

A token of love given from one person to another. Meant to upstage other couples that are around when the gift is received. A crystal dove can be a bouquet of flowers or a diamond ring. The gift itself is not the important thing. The important thing about a crystal dove is that it makes the person giving the gift look better than there surrounding associates or friends.
Tanisha was hanging out a bar with all her friends who were coupled up. In walks Mark with a crystal dove for Tanisha. Tanisha is overjoyed and the envy of all her friends. The spouses of all her friends were left looking empty handed and dumbfounded.
by BroncosLover1 October 6, 2012
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Dove Nigga

Dove nigga is a brand of any product to make Niggas smell better and look like white people
Frankie: you know I’m actually black, I use dove nigga paint to make myself white

Aidy: I use dove nigga paint but mines chipping that’s why I got these freckles

Frankie: you must be using nigga dove paint then, it’s the off brand version
by moisturizer May 6, 2021
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Throwing the dove

when people pose with a peace sign for a picture, most often under the influence of alcohol
Girls were throwing the dove in every tagged facebook picture. Nonni threw the dove on spring break 09. Throwing the dove will be the next waving goodbye.
by $TBooty June 5, 2009
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turtle dove

a small, flightless bird resembling a pigeon with a turtle shell on its back. It is almost completely useless, and lives in a tree all its life owing to the fact if it tries to jump down it will die (the turtle shell means it is too heavy to fly). Their diet composes of leaves, fruit, and any cat/monkey/other that climbs their tree.
how are your turtle doves doing, Dave?
Not very well, Bill. One of them swallowed my cat.
by unoriginally November 22, 2020
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Dove Glove

a glove filled with hand cream (ie Dove hand cream) worn by a man to keep his hand soft for the pleasure of a woman (or himself)
Curley from 'Of Mice and Men' wore a glove of Vaseline on his right hand.

"bob wore a dove glove so his hand was soft for fingering his wife
by Super Nintendo Chalmers March 19, 2011
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Wet dove

When a girl queefs and shes lose
He went down on her and she wet doved his face
by Sexh jedi December 7, 2017
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lonesome dove

While wearing a cowboy hat.
The act of mounting an actual saddle (or blanket) on her stomach and fucking her (reverse cowboy without the saddle or good ole fashioned horse fucking style with the saddle) while using your fingers (rusty hooks) as the reigns.
Note; make sure to stretch beforehand, as there rusty hooks will require you to stretch your arms backwards and your dick forwards and under.

Make sure to also that ass and make her Winnie and trot around before hand.
This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.

Ex:

I was supposed to help carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving them.

I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome dove that shit.
by Oliver Loving June 8, 2016
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