Windy Buddha

After you climax with having sex in the missionary position, get into a deep horse stance over your partner’s face, hands in prayer positions and fart in the face.

If you accidentally shot while trying to face it becomes The Shitty Buddha.

I gave that bitch a Windy Buddha have I fucked her last night.

by Buddha Jay 1984 April 04, 2024

Windy Buddha

Immediately after climaxing with your partner in missionary position, stand over them and get into a deep horse stance and fart directly into their face.

If you accidentally shit while trying to fart, it becomes the Shitty Buddha.

After I was done having sex last night I gave her a Windy Buddha.

Typical woman: After sex last night he gave me a Windy Buddha and it was the most disrespectful thing anyone has done to me. I think I’m in love.

by Buddha Jay 1984 April 05, 2024

gnome buddha

A god that everyone should worship it is featured in a bunch of demonic pinhole camera photos and has becoming a growing religion called m.f.g

all hail the gnome Buddha

by gnomebuddhashouldbeworshipped May 23, 2020

stoned buddha

When a religious person gets high/stoned

Person 1: Yo matty ur we’re so stoned Buddha last night
Matty: fax

by Can someone tell me who asked April 09, 2020

buddha brownie

A pot brownie

Yo you want some Buddha brownies?
Sure man

by AniBabo January 01, 2018

Buddha Clitoris

The earlobe of an Asian, preferably Chinese. If is another type of Asian they must refer to their country. ex: indian buddha clit, Japanese buddha clit etc.

Douche #1: Hey bro, Claire was sucking on my earlobes last night.
Douche #2: You mean your Buddha Clitoris?

by queen_tyron December 05, 2022

buddha burps

burps that smell like weed after you smoke weed
smoking weed or taking large hits while eating causes more, larger buddha burps

"the teacher caught me high after lunch cause i was buddha burping all 4th period"
"i took such a big hit i have the buddha burps"

by 12 year old girl scout February 07, 2014