Blaked

When one is heavily intoxicated on alcohol or a cocktail of drugs.

"Oh man, I'm so Blaked right now"

"I don't remember anything. I was Blaked off my tits"

by Sam-Squatch October 16, 2011

Blake

A Blake is typically the whitest kid in school. Some may consider "Blakes" as tools who teachers think are retarded. Blakes think they are tough meanwhile can't kill mosquito's without being upset. If they don't become rich they are in trouble for they are incredibly lazy. Watch out Mexican's!!!!

Colby: Professor Jones thinks Bob is a Blake.

Armand: Uhh I know!

Colby: I also feel bad for Rodrigo since Bob was being a Blake to him.

by ayobreezy210 July 25, 2011

Blaked

Verb - To have destroyed someone with a wildly inappropriate joke, a mostly a sexual or deeply hurtful call.

Go and get 'Blaked'

Shannon got 'Blaked' when her friend openly asked about her child abuse.

She got totally 'Blaked' when it was suggested she won a bukkake competition, this is a double 'Blake' as there is no real winner in a bukkake competition, not even the home viewer.

Shannon tried to 'Blake' us be threatening as with a tractor. but really she 'Blaked' herself as it proved how much of a hillbilly redneck she was.

by Butters Stotch 69 September 30, 2014

Blake

Piece of shit who never shuts the fuck up and wants to act like he's hip by doing dumbass magic tricks and trying to get girls. Nobody likes him and only gives him pity laughs. He's so sexually deprived some women believe he's gay. Sure is.

Fuck Blake man.

by FazeToenail May 15, 2017

Blake

Blake is Awsten Knight, Geoff wigington, and Otto Wood. During interviews, the members of Waterparks will sometimes call themselves or each other ‘Blake’. Usually, Blake is Geoff, but it has been used for all three band members. We love Blake, and will always count Black as a meme bet of Waterparks.

You:My favorite member of Waterparks is Blake
Other parxi: Who’s Blake?
You: Its all three of them, they all identify as Blake
Other parxi: OHHH I like Blake as well.

by Parxi March 6, 2021

Blake

A Blake is a very sexy and generous guy. He always cares about everything he does. He is a complete dick to everyone but his gf loves him more than anything. He is a very good looking guy. He will buy his girlfriend anything she asks for.

Any guy would be lucky to have a Blake in their lives. We all love Blakes more than anything. He is also always taller than his girlfriend and way better looking.

Sheep - “Woah look at her and her new boyfriend!”
Cow - “Omg Ik! He is such a blake”
Pig - “Can’t believe she managed to get a guy like Blake”

by thatgirlwhosreallytall.com February 4, 2020

Blake

A very smart and kind person who can be shy at times. But opens up a bit when you have one on one conversations. Trustworthy and supportive no matter what. Always has your back, and is not afraid to tell you the truth of what you're really thinking. Loves owls, riding his bike in the rain and being around his friends. Has insecurities but is still only human. He is respectful, kind and caring. Somewhat sporty with good sportsmanship. Has to realise that it is ok to let his guard down and relax a bit. Has to learn to take his own advise sometimes too. Has a good sense of humour and never offends anyone intentionally. Good to talk to late at night when you can't sleep. He listens even if it is something small that is bothering you. Can be sensitive but strong too. He is someone you want in your life for either a shoulder to cry on to someone who can say something to make your day better.

Someone: Who's Blake?
Me: A friend that everyone needs.

by DarkDaydream March 21, 2021