Irrelevant Walnut

Used to describe someone who is irrelevant and thick headed and just generally stupid and who's opinion doesn't matter

Guy: Your dress is too short shawty

Girl: Shut up you irrelevant walnut

by Youidiots July 18, 2014

walnut tree

Fat man called jack wilmot will break into your house, he will steal your fridge and eat it with his elephant mum

‘Yo g I’m moving to walnut tree’

‘Don’t, that fat man called jack wilmot will take your food’

by Walnut tree December 22, 2018

big walnut

all the kids there bully there district by calling it poor. they also think majority of the kids are dumb. big walnut is actually a decent school but not all of the people are decent.

Jim: woah you go to big walnut?!?
Tim: ya... bw isn’t so great. we’re all dumb and our school is poor.
Jim: i wish i went to big walnut!!

by schuulsucks3241 February 13, 2019

walnut clit

A clitoris the size shape and appearance of a walnut. Unusual and only found in females with loose morals.

.. then i pulled my hand out of her pants cause she had a walnut clit.

Oh my word!

by Shooshbot August 19, 2008

Walnut Whip

Anus

My walnut whip's sore as fuck!
Did you give her one up the walnut whip?

by DuttyBanksy May 04, 2011

Absolute fucking walnut

An insult that is used if someone is stupider than a fucking dumbass

In what world is a fish a kind of parrot, you absolute fucking walnut

by yaboi_doop October 30, 2018

absolute fucking walnut

What someone is when they fuck up in a stupendously amazing fashion or are just incredibly stupid in general. Must be used with the following inflection:
"You're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"

-After Dave finished his explanation why whites and blacks are different species-
"Dave, you're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"

by Larry Machuto April 14, 2018