Toronto scale

Scale of 1-10 defining the urgency of the need to urinate. This is an exponential scale, meaning the further you progress through the scale the faster the denominations increase. This frequently occurs when travelling into Canada's largest city by car at rush hour.

1 - Not needed
2 - Slight sensation the in the back of the mind
3 - Hmmm, think i have 30mins
4 - Ok, might need to go soon
5 - T-Minus 20 mins
6 - Ok seriously where did the last 10 minutes go
7 - Shit 4 minutes
8 - Ok guys this isn't funny
9 - Fuck there's no way out
10 - Acceptance...anyone got a towel
--Hey Man, I think i need a piss

--How bad is it?

--About a 7 on the Toronto scale

--Oh shit, we've got 4 minutes!!!
by Number17 June 21, 2014
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Balls scale

The scale ranging from balls times 1 to balls times ten that determines how bad a current situation is.
Ryan: Somebody ate all of our chicken!
Brandon: Balls times 7!!
Ryan:That's pretty high on the Balls scale.
by Rmilkman September 03, 2008
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Joubert Scale

When someone rates the looks of the person they're having sex with (1-10), higher than most people would say. To make it seem like they don't bang ugly people.

A 1-10 scale for rating women. This scale is usally 3 or more points higher then what most people would rate the same girl.
"That girl is cute I'd say she's a 6. A 9 all day on the Joubert scale."

"I finally met the girl Jay said was an 8, there's no way . He must be using the Joubert Scale! She's barely a 5."
by K.W.Maine April 03, 2020
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kardashian scale

The Kardashian scale is a method for measuring how voluptuous a woman's behind is.
That booty is off the Kardashian scale!
by SirMeowington5 November 15, 2016
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Shitcher scale

The number scale that rates the magnitude of the poop that one took. Much like the Richter Scale, 1.0 being weak and 10 being EPIC.
Man I just blew up that bathroom! That's gotta be a 8.4 on the Shitcher scale!
by Cockmcgee May 21, 2009
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scaling hoes

The process whereby one "ranks" or "scales" women from 1-10, with 10 being the highest.
Dan: Yo!! That girl was a nice 8, thats a solid slay.
John: Nah man your bad at scaling hoes. She's a 4, dont you see that third tit on her lower back.
by jwr24 February 22, 2009
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Power Scaling

Power Scaling is when a person compares the power of one character (usually from a shonen anime) wither the powers of other characters even though they’re from different shows. A Power Scaler is the person who does power scaling usually brings up power scaling anytime there is a discussion about a character they want to power scale
Person 1: Zoro is marine fodder he not beating Goku though

Person 2: I don’t give a fuck stop Power Scaling
by mauaph August 14, 2023
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