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Rhino Spa Treatment

Male rhinoceros have been know to self-bidet themselves by urinating on their own anus and waving their tails in a quick whipping motion too clean the hind area. The Rhino Spa Treatment is a sexual act performed by a trio in which one person lies on their back (the reciever) person #2 deficates (the giver) on the receivers chest. Once that act is complete, person #3 (the cleaner) urinates on to the givers anus until thoroughly cleansed.
Man I had a lot of Mexican last night. I think i'm going to need the rhino spa treatment tomorrow.
by rumhammer July 4, 2025
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Keta Spa

Keta-Spa is a practice where you prepare 0.5 grams of the drug Ketamine into a chess field, like small little squares, and then you set up a nice audiobook or podcast. You take a square every 10-15 minutes until you are unable to take more.

You will get into another sphere of life, focusing on things and thoughts you would never think of when sober. It enhances creativity, reduces stress, and alleviates depression.

You may feel the need to do some yoga or Pilates. Some stretching or fascial training feels really good and reduces even more stress.

Do it together with a good friend in a well-known space without interruptions.
"Hey buddy, would you like to do some Keta Spa with me on the weekend? I am really stressed out from work and having trouble being creative."
by Interrator July 28, 2024
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spa-francorchamps

The best circuit in HISTORY (altough it caused a lot of fatal accidentes its still the best)
Random: wanna see F1?
Me: Sure, what GP is it?
Random: The belgium GP.
Me: *left all the activites i have to do to watch the belgium GP (aka Circuit De Spa-Francorchamps)*
by NCN_Off July 11, 2023
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Spa Food

top secret menu 😉only the most knowledgeable and in crowd women know
“ don’t forget to order some spa food after the sauna”
by TannerShryan August 27, 2023
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Spas black

Spas black is a better footballer then messi who can’t shoot for shit but when he shoots he only shoots from 50 yards out and scores spas black is great.
by Suuuuuuuuuii March 5, 2022
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Hind Lava Sad Spa

When you shaved your legs on a summer morning before doing yard work, then put Icy Hot on your back. The summer heat causes the Icy Hot to run down your back and burn your genitals something terrible! There’s nothing you can do to ease the first sting except wait it out. You created a Hind Lave Sad Spa.
Ahna shouldn’t have saved her legs on the same day that she used Icy Hot. I could hear her crying in the bathtub for two hours in her Hind Lava Sad Spa after that cream ran right down her but crack and burned her whole snatch.
by LauraBlu December 5, 2025
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