Seal time

Requesting someone to split something 50/50
For true seal time you must attempt to make the noise a seal would while requesting half = arf

Do you want to go seal time on a bag of weed, wanna go arf n arf?

by Rafrooda October 9, 2011

Oil-seal

A circular, rubber lipped seal that fits snuggly onto a shaft, keeping oil inside a component for lubrication whilst the shaft rotates.

See how he smites the hammer atop the chisel and deftly taps the oil-seal into place in the hub.

by Penfold2 July 29, 2007

seal hater

when one says a short goodbye providing they will be back again.

seal hater Jim, Bob, everyone else who dont give a shit. call me.

by trueheartproductson December 26, 2008

Bloody Seal

When a man cuts the throat of another person just enough to have enough room for a penis to fit in. you then have sex with this wound while the person receiving makes seal noises.

Prisoner 1: "how did you get here in prison?"
Prisoner 2 " i gave my brother a bloody seal!"

by fetishlover June 6, 2014

seal boy

A seal boy is someone who loves seals as their chubby children and minions.

Bob: “Did you hear about the seal boy, Hayden?”
Tom: “No, why?”
Bob: “Apparently, he’s a furry in denial. His fursona is a seal.”

by CornSnek October 15, 2019

duct seal

The gayest task you will ever encounter. Generally a punishment assigned by state departments of transportation. i.e. GDOT.

Today you need to put Bell ends and Duct seal on these pipes that already have wire pushed through them. OHHH NOOOOO!!!! RUNNN!!!

by BigDaddyBellEnd May 27, 2018

Backuum Seal

A suction formed by the concavity of the small of one's back as they lay on a hard plastic surface such as a tanning bed which simulates the action of a suction cup. This usually occurs in people who are slightly or greatly overweight due to the skin being looser. As one lays down they will find that air pushes out from a newly formed cavity created by the natural curve of the lumbar spine and, generally, the curve of a tanning bed. The "Love Handles", upper back and upper buttocks create a sealed ring against the plexiglass. This can create a weird or unpleasant sensation which can become embarrassing as an audible sound is created when the seal is broken when the subject moves. The sound is not dissimilar to flatulence.

I went tanning today and as I left I felt like everyone was staring because when I got of the the tanning bed my backuum seal broke and it sounded like a loud wet fart. The poor girl at the front desk probably brought toilet paper in to clean the bed!

by Bilabrin September 26, 2013