cuddle puddle

A group of ravers "cuddling" at a rave
I was in a cuddle puddle... it was much fun.
by Kali July 17, 2004
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Platonic Puddle

A platonic puddle is a non-sexual, non-romantic cuddle session between two or more friends. Platonic puddles may be participated in by couples and usually stem from a love for non-sexual physical affection.

The general rule for participating in a platonic puddle is to keep it G-rated. Kissing is only acceptable in the form of a quick peck on a non-arousing part of the body such as the shoulder, cheek, or forehead.

Platonic Puddles can also occur when standing up, in the form of a group hug. Standing Platonic Puddles are generally used by girls to comfort another obviously distressed girl.

The Platonic version of a cuddle puddle
Every time Jenna, Amelia and Brandon cuddled, they got weird looks. Nobody seemed to get that their Platonic Puddle was just for comfort.
by BallroomFreak January 22, 2012
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Puddle Score

When you're driving in the rain and you purposely speed up or slow down to time your entry into a rain puddle to soak a pedestrian and you time it perfectly to soak them with nasty puddle water.
On the way home I got a puddle score! That guy needed a snorkle at the bus stop.
by R32 Jockey June 23, 2012
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Pig Puddle

A derisive nickname for Saint Paul, Minnesota. Refers to Saint Paul's original 19th Century territorial name, Pigs-Eye.
I'm going over to Pig Puddle to see a show at the Turf Club tonight.
by MrMpls November 17, 2006
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bed puddle

A gathering of cum that forms in the sheets following sex or a really steamy dream. It often leads to sheets being washed or if feeling exceptionally shameful, burned.
Girl: YOU BUTTHOLE, you had me land in a bed puddle!!!
Me: I'll start the fire.
by ShroomBear September 9, 2015
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Puddle Jumper

A sexually adventurous individual whose fetish leads them bounce from one squirter to the next.
I was wondering why he came to the swinger party wearing nothing but a raincoat and goggles. He’s a puddle jumper.
by Kaze77 August 2, 2019
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