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Professional Gamer

"He claims to be a professional gamer, but really he's a 30 year old fat slob who lives in his mom's basement."
by mastertoast December 23, 2008
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professional female

A female that has graduated from a school and already has a degree, and works full time. Not to be confused with a stripper. Usually in mid twenties or a little older.
Person 1: So what are you doing know as far as your professional career?
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.
by Crystal K February 5, 2007
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Professional Desperado

1. A bold or desperate Professional

2. A mistake worthy of, large interoffice e-mail chains, and new hire orientation story time, and elevation to legendary status.

3. Using large words you do not understand in order to make yourself or your point more impressive.
"Quintessential is that people don't complain, every individual and every effort has multiplicity magnitude."
Did you hear about the tech support guy that told his customer to box up his computer and send it back? Now THAT'S what I call Professional Desperado!
by Rogerowen October 9, 2007
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Cupcake Professional

A person who is wildly incompetent at their job but tries to make up for it by acting/dressing cute
Shawna really just does nothing all day, why does she have a job here ?

She is a cupcake professional , you cant fire anyone that adoreable.
by Come on meow November 23, 2014
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Professionally Develop

v. To give stern advice to someone and let them know they are wrong, clueless, or acting out of line
Jenny was acting drunk at the bar, so I professionally developed her and told her to get it together.
by Fat Free Latte November 1, 2015
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Professional Poo

A poo which is undertaken with such professionalism and competence that no wiping is required afterwards. Eliminating the need for toilet roll.
Oh man there was no toilet roll, had to make sure I did a professional poo!
by notquitsure December 28, 2015
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Reasonably Professional

Completion of a task or project at an minimally acceptable, but not stellar, level.

Often because of external factors or other's contributions which directly impact your ability to complete the task, but are outside of your control.
Joe: How did the report turn out?

Ted: Well we never got the final numbers from Jason's team, but we were able to put something reasonably professional together at the last minute.
by Murkalurk84 March 28, 2016
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