Poo Pillow

Take some stuffing out of the pillow. Poo in the pillow. Sew it back up. Put it back on Kate's bed. The poo will soak in. She washes it. It gets worse. Kate is sad.

Caitlin: Hey guys! You know what would be really funny?

Sheila: No, what??? I'm super bored!

Caitlin: Let's poo in Kate's pillow and put it back on her bed!

Sheila: OMFG that's such a good idea. When she goes to wash it the smell will get worse!!!!

Caitlin: Totes. Poo pillow. You know what else is fun?

Sheila: No, what? OMG!! WHAT?

Caitlin: Doing your taxes drunk.

by Caitlin aka Cockalina February 01, 2012

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Pillow Talk

Pillow Talk takes place in bed, usually after sex.

Couples usually talk about what’s on their mind during pillow talk. It’s oftentimes an easy conversation about the events of the day or week, in a safe and comfortable space. Afterwards, you fall asleep.

Pillow Talk is a good thing.

Dear Diary,

Raul told me some of his concerns at work during pillow talk last night. I think he feels better about everything.

by ForestFairy January 30, 2020

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Pillow Fucker

Someone who has consensual sex with a pillow

That Craig sure seems like a pillow fucker

by Steven Nyhuz August 26, 2004

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Pillow princess

When someone prefers to recieve oral rather than give it. Typically referring to wlw relationships.

With those long nails?? She’s definitely a pillow princess.

by Eajrb January 17, 2019

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Pillow shock

A disturbing occurence when you wake up next to someone from the night before now sharing a bed with you and having no memory as to why they are there or what you did with or to them.

"Man, I bet when she woke up and rolled over she had a massive bout of pillow shock."

by ModernDementia2992 July 17, 2009

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