by Dan Stark July 30, 2006
My friend, Gordon, exposed his pubis to me. I inquired, in regards to his half muff. He said he ran out of time, in the shower and decided to rock the half muff.
by binkyrodgers October 28, 2011
A person who does the actual waxing and ripping of pubic hair at a salon. Usual some oriental chick.
by Tarrif February 01, 2003
1.) It's like muff cabbage except it involves the penis.
2.) A muff filled with sausage.
3.) A hairy pelvic area where you can't see anything except a giant sausage emerging from the tangled muff jungle. If lucky you might see some of the wild life crawling on it.
2.) A muff filled with sausage.
3.) A hairy pelvic area where you can't see anything except a giant sausage emerging from the tangled muff jungle. If lucky you might see some of the wild life crawling on it.
That guido had the best muff sausage i have ever given head to. The crotch monkeys were swinging away.
by raging GTL December 07, 2010
fairy muff = fair enough
by jasoncart April 02, 2007
by William A. (Alief, Texas) September 17, 2010
the musty tang of your vagina in the morning after a long nights rage. the equivalent of 'morning breath' for your vagina.
by jjjes January 24, 2011