meth mermaid

Meth Mermaid is a femail with great potential, but chases drugs using body parts as bargaining chips possibly vaginal credit card reader. if she looks like she's power-walking or has to take a power piss and has a square card reader on one of her many cell phones chances are she is a a mascot wearing a mess mermaid suit for Dalé speed shop.

"Video Candice is trying to lure me in like a siren with their meth mermaid ways look at her mouth"

by Malias Malias April 8, 2020

Mermaid Head

Immensely skilled, extremely enjoyable, high-quality oral sex. The type of head a mermaid would have to give in order to make up for the sexually-unusable lower half of her body.

Last night Ariel gave me Mermaid Head. It was so good, I almost didn't care that she wouldn't let me get into her pants.

by MiamiMountainMan August 21, 2014

mermaid handstand

when a woman does a handstand, then has her feet get tied together, then proceed with sexual acts

damn i tried to get ashley to do a mermaid handstand but she has no balance!

by Nick Garves May 29, 2011

mermaid flower

A flower created as a result of mutated cells. It's beauty is rivalled by nothing but the human embodiment of itself. It's sweet scent and vibrant colours make it highly sought after and it is famed for it's beautiful appearance.

Did you see the mermaid flower?
Isn't that mermaid flower spectacular?

by Cherry flamingo December 18, 2015

Creepy Mermaid

When you wrap your partner's legs in a sheet or blanket then either defecate, urinate, or ejaculate on their face at which point they creep around like a mermaid out of water looking for something to wash their face.

Hey Kim are you going out with your boyfriend tonight.

No, he gave me a creepy mermaid last night so we are seeing other people now.

by cat.piss100 April 18, 2010

Emo Mermaid

A term for when an emo gets stuck with their skinny jeans around their ankles and can't walk.

Man I was such an emo mermaid last night. I was sitting on the floor for six minutes trying to get my red skinny jeans over my feet.

by Emo Corporation May 12, 2017

Mermaid Filet

The mermaid Filet is the process of opening the mermaid's tail. The girl ties her ankles together (making the mermaid tail) and the guy tries to enter her by any means necessary. The mermaid flips around on the floor like a fish out of water trying to avoid being speared.

Blackbeard was know for enjoying Mermaid filet on the deck of the pirate ship.

by Ashdog January 5, 2009