Cum Mum

A very motherly person that you cum on, A mom, a friends mom, your grandmother, any motherly figure

Yo you wanna be my Cum Mum
I had fun with my Cum Mum last night

by Sloppy Papi December 30, 2020

Cum mumming

When you accidentally fuck your mum and then cum in a bucket and feed it to your 2 year old sister/niece and then walk her to school then punch a teacher in the face while singing “Miss my wigga” to a hench black guy then suck his dick (say no homo after) then end the day watching game of thrones re-enacting sex scenes with your dead nan.

son: mummy
Mum: yes Adolf
Son: what can I do for my birthday
Mum: invade Poland ?
Son : nah can we go cum mumming
Mum: ur mum gay lol

by Phil mygootch May 7, 2018

Keep mum

To keep your mouth shut

I keep mum, buddy

by Traldi October 16, 2019

Wing mum

When you're travelling with your mother for some reason and you have to make the most of what you got when it comes to meeting new people...

Johnny Blak: Rip shit up in mexico my bro...

Mack Blak: Gonna be hard without my wingman. Gonna have to make do with my wing mum.

by Johnny Blak February 26, 2009

Mici's mum

when you know a girl who has a milf of a mother who you want to seduce (Usually with big bunda)

Hey fitch "have you seen that MILf, she’s Mici's mum"

by fitcheypooo May 15, 2023

Josh's mum

The biggest milf known to mankind, so hot making people go silent and stop what they're doing.

Wow Simon why are you so quiet, have you just seen Josh's mum?

by GeorgeSa80L85 December 20, 2016

robs mum

The term 'Robs mum' can be used in many a context, normally as an suggestive insult that you had sex with her.

Everyone I know has had Robs mum, if you haven't, you're missing out.

<PERSON 1> "What you doing tonight?"
<PERSON 2> "Robs mum."

by Jim July 18, 2006