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The Jason

Both thumbs up with a smirk up, leaning towards the side.
The Jason
by RyanLolol January 9, 2009
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Jason u are a pussy
by It was Justin June 18, 2018
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A very sweet boy. Can be a jerk sometimes, but really cares about the ones he loves. Really knows how to make a move and is overall amazing. Flirts alot, and may make their girlfriend or lover mad about that, but when he loves you, he loves YOU and no one else. Jasons are great.
He's such a flirt!

Yeah, thats Jason.
by ejreeworijofe October 12, 2012
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Jason is a hot nerd. He secretly likes art and loves drawing. But sarcastic most of the time to his friends but he does like them. He also likes a girl that starts with an E but declines anyone from saying he does, he can't stop thinking about her and think she likes him which he hopes she does.
Lauren: Jason is so funny
Justin: Yeah
by I write names2 May 6, 2019
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Jason is a really annoying excuse of a brother. He will try to be cool by singing songs in the shower but we all know he can't sing. His best impression of any pop singer is that of a dying cow. Not only that, but he makes random french jokes and can't be roasted because he's too dumb to understand the roast and just laughs it off. You think that he will mature, but he never does.
Hey, isn't that Jason?
Yeah, he's my younger brother.
I thought you hated him.
Oh, I do. You're lucky you're an only child.
by LegitimatelyABruhMoment June 13, 2019
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He is a kind hearted person who has been a great friend to me and also he is so shy and brave at the same time. He also has this crush on this girl.
Hi, Jason what do you want to talk about?
by Zizi thunderbolt May 14, 2018
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Jason’s are sweet at first, they pull you in with their seemingly sexy appearances. They pretend to love you and being a part of your life but if you look deeper there’s only darkness, emptiness, a deep gray soul with nothing in its eyes. He’ll manipulate you and tear you down til all that’s left is smashed dreams of your future. He will break you and you will never. Ever. Be brave enough to love again. He loves cash more than he’ll ever love you. Sister or brother, back away because in the wise words of lady Gaga “it ain’t about the money money” but Jason will always think it is.
“Jason left me for his mistress”
Jason will never come back for you”
“I loved a Jason until I learned____”
by Wrenrose April 20, 2023
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