impossible sloppy

a meat substitute served in the cafeteria of Interlochen arts camp. also a common nickname for oral sex. ingredients include: ground plant based "meat", onion, tomato soup, mustard, brown sugar, chili powder, salt, pepper, garlic, thyme, ketchup, and green chili

Greg: "Where is Noah?"
Jake: "I don't know, but last time I checked he was getting an impossible sloppy from Chloe in the practice cabins."

by user5130000000000000 December 26, 2021

Impossible Bridge

A bridge that is impossible (impassable) during high water.

We just drove over the impossible bridge.

by itsmenotjames December 7, 2024

physically impossible

a shot lined up in pool where no matter how you hit the ball you'll sink it.

He scratched so I'm going to line my shot to where it's physically impossible to miss.

You missed the shot and lined the other team up with a physically impossible shot, dumbass!

by highschool45 June 5, 2023

The impossible cartwheel

When two gay dudes do cartwheels trying to high five their weiners but cant so they keep trying.

Tim and Ed try to do the impossible cartwheel but instead always smack each other in the face with their dicks.

by #mr.swordfighter May 23, 2019

Impossible Stealth

Ridiculously exaggerated stealth where a person who is trying to be sneaky either:

A. Does sneaky maneuvers that should be physically impossible, or
B. Is incredibly stealthy without even trying.

In Fallout 76, an extreme stealth build can often achieve the type B version of impossible stealth, as enemies will often right past you and will not shoot you, as long as you're crouching. Enemies can also be actively shooting at you and attacking them will still count as a sneak attack, if you're doing it correctly.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 8, 2023

tower of impossible movement

An sc tower in ring 6.

just move fatass

Why tf are there so many misalignments in Tower of Impossible Movement

by gitilivy February 25, 2023