J. Finch.

J. Finch. is an amazing, strong, smart, and a "boy mom". Loves 5 bottles of wine while doing her taxes. She loves people who show up and do the things they need to do. So if you come across a J. Finch. always try your best! Because she will reward you with desert!

Teacher: I need someone to do there work.
me: get a J. Finch.

by oopsloops123 July 18, 2020

finching

finch•ing
/ˈfïnchiNG/
adverb
1.
a “finch” is a person that wants all of the attention on them at all times and complains when it isn’t. also watches Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) an unhealthy amount. has an obsession with spencer reid and spencewuah. this is a negative finch, you trauma dump and be annoying as hell.

2.
the action of becoming finch. you talk about your significant other in an intense way. there is a thick line between actually being finch and finching. this is a positive finch because people want to hear. most used.

“CAN YOU FINCH PLEASE.”
“CAN YOU?”
“I’VE BEEN FINCHING SINCE YESTERDAY.”
“NO YOU HAVEN’T”

by iovelupin September 28, 2022

Westminister Finch

Plausible lie, often used to prove a point, easily disproven

A: Did you hear about the ancient roman practice of kissing strangers on the lips?
B: Let me google it up
B: Nice westminister finch you told

by The educational educator May 19, 2024

Finch

man of my dreams

"hes baby" "who?" "finch"

by dumbasstwink May 11, 2019

Riley Finch

Riley Tyler Finch is super strong and sooooo sexy he is the hottest man in quakers hill high school and an absolute unit in the bedroom

i Love Riley finch

by M.Fishboch June 15, 2025

girvin finch

BDG

girvin finch got hella DICK
his shit so big we see it thru his pants at practice
look like a half eaten banana
godamnnn
he run funny cuz that big meat
Girvin Finch is a dick carrying around a body
"what i do?"

by AznWaWa April 28, 2021

Finch's Spine

It's Finch's spine, what did you expect?

Oh my god, it's finch's spine!

by ManInAWeirdLookingJacket June 19, 2022