Desk Flop

The Act of whipping ones Shlong out onto his desk while class is in session.

As Mrs. Sheomacker was giving her Safety in the classroom lesson, Jeffrey interupted her by whipping out his massive Cock and planting it on his desk. To what we now know is a "desk flop."

by Yolo Frodo February 16, 2014

freshman flop

An instance where a freshman (mostly in high school) walks up stairs in their new, unfamiliar school building and trips on the last step, falling flat on the floor. The victim only hopes that they catch their fall with their hands and that nobody was watching.

Don't get embarrassed. We all did the freshman flop in that narrow stairwell once.

by anonymous101lol February 25, 2014

Flop dongler

a penis of epic size, very big in length and girth.

WOW! That is a massive flop dongler you have there, you could kill a gorilla with that!

by J&A8991 October 17, 2012

Cheese Flop

Noun
Origin: Urban Dictionary combo.

A dumb bitch or slut who fails miserably.

That girl didn't know why there was an echo in an empty room.
What a CHEESE FLOP!

Did you see Sarina try to pick up that gay dude?
Yeah she is a major CHEESE FLOP.

by Ebomb85 June 21, 2011

Awk Flop

when you say something awkward to someone then they reverse the awkwardness on u.

"*random mumbles*"
"what?"
"what?"
AWK FLOP!

by nickinnc May 7, 2010

Flopping a straight

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.

Note: "flopping a straight" can have multiple connotations. In poker, it refers to a situation where a player makes a straight using the first three community cards (the flop). In "poke her", it retains the above definition.

Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.

by Chonky December 9, 2008

mctwisty flop

A fat person failing an acrobatic move and falls to the ground.

That fat guy just did a mctwisty flop while skateboarding and nearly cracked the concrete in the McDonald's parking lot!

by Barracheetah May 30, 2016