A very nice funny and chill guy. His penis is big. He's perfect. Trust me I would know (wink wink) he is always willing to help a person in need. He's good with girls. A real gentleman, he's a class clown, he's a good person in general. He isn't a fuck boy although he seems like it but he just likes to act like it. He gets annoying but he tries to stop...he's a great guy. You should give him a chance even tho he's not the best looking.
by Jaelyn November 10, 2016
Get the Johnmug. Toilet, condom, someone who uses the services of a prostitute, name for a male; often short of Jonathan, or Johnny.
I'm called John, I piss in johns, use johns with my girlfriend, and my ex-"girlfriends" refer to me as john too.
by ElephantsCanAlwaysUnderstand July 26, 2012
Get the Johnmug. John is amazing. Often falls for blonde girls who do not really want to go out with him. He falls for his bestfriends and he cannot help it
by urejsjka4ifdflkdss November 28, 2012
Get the Johnmug. John is infinite and multi-faceted. He is generally a level headed person but when he comes under pressure and is compelled to make a decision thats when things get vexed.
John is tall has dark brown hair and a tan, perfect skin and blue/brown eyes that hold many secrets. John has great legs and nice muscles. John is a kind compassonate individual. He is a man of complete integrity and exemplary manners. He is a man of little words, believing that his actions will speak louder than words. He has a dynamic work ethic. He is strong, handsome, sexy and beautiful. He is intelligent, funny, loyal, trustworthy, full of charisma, loving, teasing, sweet and thoughtful.
John always likes to plan and think ahead for the most part. John strives to do things for the better, hardly selfish, observant and loves his family.
He leads a very intense life and proves himself hardy in doing so.
A guy that is outgoing and friendly. Everyone knows of him but he keeps very few close friends. Shy and quiet but usually willing to open up to you when you get to know him and he knows he can trust you. Then he can tell you what is on his mind and can be very emotional which does bring about his true feelings.
John has a playful side to him when he feels at ease with someone that he befriends. He can then be a total goof! Once you befriend John he will be your friend for life. He is loved more than he'll ever realize.
John is tall has dark brown hair and a tan, perfect skin and blue/brown eyes that hold many secrets. John has great legs and nice muscles. John is a kind compassonate individual. He is a man of complete integrity and exemplary manners. He is a man of little words, believing that his actions will speak louder than words. He has a dynamic work ethic. He is strong, handsome, sexy and beautiful. He is intelligent, funny, loyal, trustworthy, full of charisma, loving, teasing, sweet and thoughtful.
John always likes to plan and think ahead for the most part. John strives to do things for the better, hardly selfish, observant and loves his family.
He leads a very intense life and proves himself hardy in doing so.
A guy that is outgoing and friendly. Everyone knows of him but he keeps very few close friends. Shy and quiet but usually willing to open up to you when you get to know him and he knows he can trust you. Then he can tell you what is on his mind and can be very emotional which does bring about his true feelings.
John has a playful side to him when he feels at ease with someone that he befriends. He can then be a total goof! Once you befriend John he will be your friend for life. He is loved more than he'll ever realize.
John is depressed
by John0451 November 10, 2018
Get the Johnmug. by johnssidewife October 3, 2018
Get the johnmug. He is very nice tan green eyed type of guy. If you have a John In your life you are lucky. Johns tend to be annoying if you bump them into that mood. Most often johns are loving sweet to people. Unless He dislikes you.
Hi John how are you today?
by (Jaya <3 July 19, 2018
Get the Johnmug.