Salado Teapot

A slang term for a sexual act in which a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into one of a woman's nostrils while she tilts her head and allows it to flow out of the other nostril. Origin implies a reference to the volcano Ojos del Salado and a traditional neti pot used for sinus irrigation.

Did you see that video of the chick getting a Salado Teapot?

He paid the escort an extra $150 to finish with a Salado Teapot.

by HandyDandyUSA July 22, 2022

floating teapot

An object that is nebulously and indescribably homosexual.

"Hey, check out my new pair of pink skintight leather pants!"
"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."

by ArtOfMecha May 27, 2021

English teapot

Going at it doggy style and the woman starts fishing her asshole and the man uses her arm for leverage

Man I was railing this girl from behind and she said she wanted to do the English teapot and started fisting her asshole and had me grab her arm

by CodeNameMonty December 1, 2023

Topsy Teapot

The act of urinating in your partners anus.

Did you hear about Jessica at the party?
Jimmy gave her a Topsy Teapot

by Topsyboy December 18, 2023

Little My The Teapot Gremlin

Little My is a small, feral rat baby who really likes pastel stuff like deadass??? She bites and is older than she looks wtf is with this child, she’s a bean, you either love her or hate her, no in between, also known as the urban definition of lesbian.

“Yo bro did you see Jessica? She deadass came out as Little My The Teapot Gremlin ?”

“Yeah bro LOL she is valid .”

by Little My May 26, 2020

Simmer down teapot

When ones attitude or tone is getting hostile or angry, About to reach boiling point. A person needs their teapot of an attitude to simmer down before reaching boiling point.

When Wesley comes at me all crazy with his tone, I tell him simmer down teapot.

by Simmer down teapot June 27, 2019

Ohio Teapot

The sixth Platonic Solid. After tetrahedron, cube, octahedron, dodecahedron, and icosahedron, the Ohio Teapot is the sixth Platonic Solid. Used in computer graphics as a test. Plural: Ohio Teapots. Present tense: Ohio teapotting. Past tense: Ohio teapotted. Future tense: Ohio teapottable.

"This Ohio Teapot isn't Ohio Teapottable yet, but it will be soon"

by Deuteragonist April 3, 2023