Taescha

The name sounds like an effeminate black name but dont be fooled, it's German and Chinese.. Apperantly. Taescha's are a generally lazy people who expect others to do their work for them and are seldom thankful. All that said, Taescha's are often very good looking, kind, happy people, with very pleasant personality traits, if you encounter a Taescha, you'll know.

Guy 1: Dude did you see Taescha yesterday?

Guy 2: I know! So hot!

*bro fist*

by I like nutella. October 19, 2011

Tapes and Cds

A surprise insult wherein the first party unsuspectingly lures the second party into a burn by asking for a response to a question regarding "tapes and cds."

Seth: "Hey Jeff do you likes tapes and cds?"
Jeff: "Yeah man, I like them."
Seth: "Well tape this dick to your forehead and see 'dees nuts!"
Jeff: "Damn dude, you got me..."

by tulips_420 December 19, 2020

Takes the retard cake

When somebody does something so idiotic, in the greatest of ways, what was done was so stupid, there is no comparison in known history, to say someone else did something more idiotic.

Doctor: "I've seen a lot of guys hurt themselves in stupid ways in my day, but yours takes the retard cake!"

by BrettSudafed April 3, 2014

Knight takes bishop

Used in a situation in which progress is both hard to tell yet could be promising.

From the idea in chess that swapping material of equal points might make for strategic gain, but could be hard to tell.

Knight takes Bishop

"if we get this work load done by the end of the day, we could be in business"

"Knight take bishop"

(knowing that tomorrw you might get a barage of new work load that could backtrack your days work)

by melacroso May 12, 2010

Tales of Pirates

A Chinese-based MMORPG with a poor privacy policy and tech support that speaks fragmented english. Full of bots and glitches. Don't post your picture in the Player Photos section because they include your e-mail address and you WILL get MSN requests from non-english speakers for sex.

Player: Yes, I'd like my photo removed from the player photos section. I'm getting messages from tons of people I don't know and they can only say "tales of pirates," and "sex"

Tech Support: Oh that a tech thing we cant do that :) Sorry :)

by Tsubaki January 11, 2009

Veggie Tales

About the BEST animated movies ever. Involving various vegetables, and the occasional fruit. eg: Bob the Tomato, Larry the Cucumber, Scooter, the Carrot Family, Jimmy Gourd, Jerry Gourd, Mr. Nezzer, Mr. Lunt, Archabald Asparagus, Junior Asparagus, the French Peas, Sweet Petunia (who's a rhubarb) all vegetables and Pa Grape, the Peach, Madame Blueberry (fruits). and also Snoodles and Buzz Saw Louie(who are neither fruit or vegetable)

and..if you don't watch them, then you pretty much suck.
i don't care whether you like the religious messages or not, they're still pretty darn amazing.

if you don't have one, go get one. they have them at Wal-Mart.
and apparently they're also on TV..
NO MORE EXCUSES!

I fall asleep every night watching various Veggie Tales movies. and you should too.

by klfjd November 29, 2006

It takes two to tango

An observation on the fact that it takes two willing people to commit an infidelity, not just one.

"I heard DJ was doin' Tommy's bitch. He's got no respect."
"Yeah, well shows you what kinda hoodrat she is. It takes two to tango, yo?"

by JoeyRags July 5, 2009