Mother Of All Bitch Slaps

With your fingers open as wide as you can and the first knuckle of your fingers and thumb slightly bent so as to expose your fine ass bitch nail did, raise your arm straight up over your head and then dramtically bend your elbow so that your hand drops below your head while simultaneously throwing the opposite hip out as far as you can. When you feel that your waist is about to implode jerk your head forward with a buck toothed spasm in your mouth and allow your elbow to come forward followed by your hand. As the palm of your hand strikes the face in a downward motion, be sure to rake the findernails across the eyes, nose and mouth of the intended target.

Low-Qwee-Shawn-Tay got to steppin' up on that skank ass ho who was ribbin' it out front of Booba Stank's Grill on Fifth and Howard, you know, the one with the plastic weave and the six toes? Well anyways Big Boi's babies momma commenced to hit that rib slurpin' bitch with the mother of all bitch slaps. When she was done it looked like somebody had added ketchup to that bitch's Barbeque Sauce!

by I Seen It Live... February 20, 2007

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creeper snaps

Cocaine that is smooth and the effect sneaks up on you for a smooth, crisp high

Damn, these are creeper snaps. I'm lovin' it, what about you?

by Da Skrill July 10, 2006

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snaps on the petro

To give someone money for gas. Also can be used when lending youre friend money to have sex with a prostitute.

CKASH: Shit all yall niggaz slangin that shit in da hood and aint none of yall got snaps on the petro.

by young jeezy August 1, 2005

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SLAPS ALL AROUND

An expression of extreme anger at something so amazingly fucking stupid that everyone involved in any way with it should be slapped.

Katsudo Ryoku: it's weird how taco bell started making fries
Katsudo Ryoku: stranger still that they rock
NecroVMX: TACO BELL MAKES FRIES? WHAT THE FUCK?
NecroVMX: SLAPS ALL AROUND

by NecroVMX June 28, 2003

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Snapsey

A snapsey, or the self titled "Snapester" is a fugitive, best known for evading the old bill on numerous occasions. Often witnessed driving a 1986 Mini Cooper (vertically on two wheels) it also engages in other UN-believable acts. Legend states that a snapsey once out-drank the England rugby team in a "top shelf" pint contest. Other stories claim that the snapsey scaled Truro cathedral after a "rampant gangbang" and woke up clutching the edge protection of the east tower. The regularity and ambiguous nature of the Snapey stories has lead many to believe he is simply a no good bullshitter, incapable of creating interest by any way other than lying.

Gary: Oohh man, went out big style last night. Took a pedallo out to Africa and woke up in a tribes teepee.

Shaun: Fuck off Gary? You didn't leave your mums bedroom last night! You were reaching around her underwear draws trying to find her dildo?! Your such a snapsey!

by Bentnar February 20, 2011

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