Wankee Swap

When a group of male friends walk into a bathroom together, one may call out in their loudest voice, "Wankee Swap!" Then, as the friends are lined up next to each other at the urinals, a member of the group can call out, "Time!" Each man then stops flow, and steps one urinal to the right (in some situations, the man on the far right may have no urinal to hop to, and instead must cut flow and run to the left hand side of the pee-line). The name "Wankee Swap" and the practice of calling it out are a reference to the episode of The Office where Michael decides the Christmas party will play "Yankee Swap!"

Friend 1- "Oh God, I'm so glad we're finally at the bathroom. I have to piss like a mother."

Friend 2- "Guess what: WANKEE SWAP!"

Friend 1- "Oh Christ. Well played. Let's do this thing. Time!"

Friend 2- "Shit. I can't stop my flow."

Friend 1- "Move it bitch or I will piss on your leg."

Friend 2- That is certainly your perogative since we are playing Wankee Swap.

by derekhersh November 06, 2009

swappy swap

An advanced RMA technique that involves buying a new item only to use its receipt and packaging to return an outdated, (and or), broken item for a full refund.

Poor Gamer 1: My XBOX 360 has been acting up since I flashed it. Now I can't send it in for warranty repair.

Poor Gamer 2: Don't worry we can steal your moms credit card then do the swappy swap.

Poor Gamer 1: Awwwwwwwwwwwww Yeah

by ntloser December 22, 2006

dirty swap

A sexual act that involve 1 woman and 2 men. That once the 1st man finishes and is pulling out the other is going in to prevent from a wiener-less vagina. In a proper dirty swap there will be approx. 45 seconds of double stuff action before back to normal.

Joe: Hey Ralph, did you hear what Jonathan and Brandon did to Precious?
Ralph:No, Whats that?
Joe: They did the dirty swap on her.
Ralph:So they touched cocks...kinda homo

by SocalSmith1 March 11, 2015

Swapping butters

When you're the bachelor at a stag party, and your friend's plate has a nicer piece of butter on it, so you decide to switch the plates

Yo, the butter on your plate looks nicer than mine, I'm swapping butters

by mandeepr April 05, 2019

Meat Swapping

Two men engaging in sexual activities.

i heard does two boys Meat swapping in the bathroom just now.

by Metro Boomen April 07, 2016

Egg Swapping

When two lesbians engage in scissoring while both on their period.

"we were both dropping our eggs this month and we decided to try Egg Swapping"

by Larry The Unstable Guy January 10, 2021

Kick swap

A slang term created by www.facebook.com/michaelreillymusic used to describe the decision of letting a friend borrow a fresh pair of your shoes in return for borrowing a fresh pair of theirs to better match your outfit during a night out.

Let's kick swap? I'll let you borrow my brown dunks for your black spizikes? They would look better with this button up I have.

by m_dot_reilly August 24, 2011