wiki surfing

to get hooked into reading wikipedia articles, then clicking on links and reading other articles for no reason

How did I spend my afternoon? Well, I was wiki surfing.

by gorillajack October 3, 2008

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

When the spy, featured on the PS3, and PC game, Team Fortress 2, attempts to stab you (one of the 8 other male characters) in the back, but instead, gives you "Surprise Buttsecks" after, the trending songs and videos on YouTube.

*The Blue Scout, is defeating the red team when suddenly-*
Spy: "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS", BUTTSECKS, B-B-B-B-B-BUTT-SECKS!!

by TeamFortress2Fangirl June 12, 2012

survibing

it’s like when ur just getting by, but yknow, ur still vibing.

Person A: bruh i just failed that physics test

Person B: lol me too, just survibing

by kool1947 January 30, 2020

Tangerine Surprise

When you eat the orange chicken at a chinese restaurant and then afterward driving to a nearby middle school to take an explosive dookie in somebody's gym locker while reciting the pledge of allegiance backward.

I was planning to attend the annual science fair but because of my horrible case of tangerine surprise i was unable to attend said fair.

by Jackie Jackie O'Mackie May 23, 2011

nice surprise

The happy feeling experienced by a parent when they are preparing to change what is believed to be a dirty baby diaper, but turns out to be just pee.

"I was not looking forward to changing Frannie's diaper because I thought she crapped only to get a nice surprise when I saw she didn't."

by Jacob Miller September 6, 2005

Colombian Surprise

When someone takes a dump on top of the toilet lid, leaving a surprise for the next person.
Originated in Colombia.

My girlfriend left me a Colombian Surprise this morning! I made her clean it up.

by Dominguez 396 November 30, 2013

surging sanders

When you sudden come out of nowhere

"Damn! Sorry hun! I just made a Surging Sanders! You on the pill?"

by Brummelum February 28, 2016