suck my kwan

An insult such as suck my wang or suck it. Also the best comeback ever.
Girl: You are so retarded.
Other girl: Suck my kwan!!!!
by Mannalin October 21, 2007
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suck my sack

A phrase used as an insult, telling someone to suck your testicles.
"You're stupid."

"You know what? You can suck my sack."
by Pene the Great May 10, 2017
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Suck My peen

The phrase that means “I’m Goanna rape you in the closet
by ElephantJim September 21, 2019
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Suck My Dick

This can be one of the following:
-To have someone give you a blow job
-What one fag will say to another fag
-What your mom does to me
-An insult
-Commonly heard among people ranging from the age of 13-27.
-A fun name to use when you submit things on the internet.
-A popular sexual action that is included in porno
He got his dick sucked. The fags sucked each other off. Your mom gave me head. Why don't you suck my dick you cocksucking fag! Awww man, suck my dick. (From Suck My Dick:) Yo mama so old that she was the DJ at the Boston Tea Party. I saw the bitch suck his cock on cumfiesta.com
by Weak Ass Bitches November 07, 2004
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suck my helmet

She can suck my helmet anytime.
by Nobbysparks February 06, 2011
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sucks my butt

A phrase used

a) when a situation is so uncomfortable, you'd feel almost less awkward if someone was sucking your butt. Granted, the butt would be the least favorable of places on a human body, any body actually, to suckle.

b) to express extreme distaste or misfortune in a situation.

c) to get people's attention. (With such a profound remark, your hopes, desires, questions and concerns will all be met by this simple phrase.)
I just made out with my cousin and I don't live in West Virginia! Sucks my butt!

Sucks my butt! I couldn't find the light switch in your bathroom and I really had to take a dump...where's your broom?

Frank: SUCKS MY BUTT! I can't find the chips!

Hot Chick: BBQ?

Hot Chick 2: Cheddar?

Hot Chick 3: Salt & Vinegar?
by reelnice June 16, 2011
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Suck My Wings

Originally said by rapper lil wayne referring to his dick with the change of word to fit his rhyme.

now used by "bro's" saying suck my dick
and you can suck my wings
stand on my money head butt yao ming

Hey man gimme that money you owe me!
ya ok suck my wings
by Jefferey 'the giraffe' October 08, 2009
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