Stitch Bitch

An emotionally challenged man, who was born as a woman.
Person 1 : How's your sister?
Person 3 : Shoosh! (nudgenudge)
Person 2 : She's a stitch bitch now. Won't show his face on T.V.
by ANONY June 01, 2013
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stitch up

"L. Bob Rife was interested in cosmic exploration mostly because his media empire had the earth pretty well stitched up."
by ryon January 30, 2004
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cross-stitch

Mythical hair transplantation procedure involving the transplantation your head or pubic hair to another part of your body -- usually your chest.
he never hit puberty, he just cross-stitches
by CNubb July 17, 2006
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dry stitched

while fucking u slip and rugburned your dick and proceed to share this important information with your friends!!!!!!!!!!!!11
your buddy says" thats what happens when u miss u just got dry stitched"
by ODIES GUNTING December 14, 2009
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Courtesy stitch

Similar to the “husband stitch”, A
after a female has a baby they stitch the busted vagina to how it was before she had a baby. The husband stitch is that extra stitch that makes the vagina tighter than before the female gave birth.
After having 3 pig babies, sex was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway; my doctor says I need a Courtesy Stitch to please my husband.
by Tagurit888 October 16, 2018
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pussy stitch

Damn girl, u totally pussy stitched Claudia with those hot guys at the club last night when you mentioned her weird rash!
by Bracolbs September 26, 2015
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stitch

To shut someone up - e.g. stitching their mouth closed so they can't spill the dark of a matter best kept secret.
Talk about this to anyone and I'll stitch you, berk.
by Erin Montgomery May 02, 2010
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