steeze

a poser. somone whos full of themselves nd thinks they're the shit but everyone can see right through them. a wannabee player who thinks hes smooth. a idiot. typically a word thats used as an insult

1. that guy was such a steeze! i couldnt wait for him to leave!
2. What a steeze. he aint fooling anyone.

by shabambeyatch September 26, 2008

steeze

Often improperly used to define how amazingly fruity skiers look when they hit rails. (and believe me, they do) Steeze is used to define the style a skater or snowboarder used to pull off a trick.

Also: the steeze, steezy, off the steeze meter

shit, son! that backside 540 flip was the steeze!

damn, that was a steezy noseblunt.

He's an old dude, but Jay Liska is way off the steeze meter.

by Steezin' for no Reason June 4, 2004

Steeze

Extra style with a sprinkle of ease

Clarrise Justine Fajardo created this magical substance known as steeze.

by Bigel Clemmens April 30, 2009

b steeze

a liar, who smells like shit and super edits her pictures to the point where, if you saw her in real life youd have nooo fucking clue who the hell she is. oh yeah, and she fucks camels.

kid1:so, i heard you were doing dangerous business with sewage pipes the other day.
kid2: you mean b steeze?

by uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh October 25, 2009

steeze monkey

a bowl skate boarder that performs tricks easily with major style that cannot be mimicked

look at that guy shred, he's such a steeze monkey

by steezen skater16 May 24, 2009

skeezed out

(Predominantly British term) Being both skeezed and aroused at the same time.

He was kinda skeezed out at the thought of being in a fertility clinic, knowing so many men were gonna be wanking nearby.

by HoustonWrodNerd September 12, 2018

steeze

Works well with ham in a baguette sandwich. Preferably one
that is squashed from being in the snowboard pants/rucksack
all morning.

Add mayonnaise and Dijon mustard to taste.

Smell the Steeze… Then drink the Beers!

by Ma-ree-sa August 4, 2007