Skip to main content
abbreviated form of 'substantial'; large, great; important; rad, fucking awesome..
Holy fuck! This burrito is fuckin' stanch!
stanch by Herbert Von June 10, 2019

Stanced up 

Yo, Bruh Stanced the fuck up.

Bruh, i'm already stanced up currently.
Stanced up by YeaMS September 10, 2016

Adam Stanheight 

One of the main characters in the first Saw movie. He is put in a jigsaw trap with Lawrence Gordon. He is played by Leigh Whannell, the writer of the movie franchise. He is very hot.
Person: “Adam stanheight sucks”
Me: “you don’t deserve love.”
Adam Stanheight by Tavvicat January 17, 2020

Wank Seance 

The eerie feeling you get while masturbating that all your dead relatives are looking down on you in disgust.
I started jerking off to this porno but then I had a wank seance and suddenly lost the urge.
Wank Seance by Eminem October 14, 2003
Stancu is a feeling that makes you feel like a nine year old hyperactive kid on cocaine with down syndrome. You may not meet anyone with a stancu syndrome because it is very rare.
I went to the doctor and he told me I am suffering from Stancu syndrome.
Stancu by M6_Sebastian March 5, 2021

Stacey's Mom Syndrome 

The curious tendency of male adolescents to be more attracted to a girl's mom over the girl herself. It is completely understandable if there is a consensus among peers supporting that the mom is indeed unmistakably hot.
Guy1: Dude, did you see Stacey yesterday? So hot.
Guy2: Naww, man. Check out her mom.
Guy1: Hell yes. Stacey's Mom Syndrome my friend.