Squinking

Squinting while you're winking.

Yeah I'm squinking right now!

by Vanidie January 19, 2009

Hurt-en for a squirting

One who wants to be squirted upon.
One who looks like they need sex.

Bro that hot ass chick is hurt-en for a squirting

by hotassnigga123 August 23, 2011

spear of squirting

occurs very rarely but manly in the medieval times. Occurs during very hardcore fucking. A male has fucked so much tht he goes completely huly and throws a spear through the vagina of the female. The female squirts uncontrollably and eventually dies. The fluid is toxic so the mail dies most of the time as well. It is illegal in the US but.....fuck that its so much fun. As Dr.Bowens would say....go for it or I will steal your chance and smile

Ryan used the spear of squirting on his female cousin in alabama with albert einstein

by ryan bowens will fall off bed! December 17, 2008

Squibbing on jibsac

When a man masturbates and ejaculates straight into the air, then pulls his penis to his stomach like a lever, before the semen lands on his testicles.

That guy has been squibbing on his jibsac since before it was cool.
He loved Squibbing on jibsac.

by CrunchyMFtaco October 15, 2021

squimingbly

Squimingbly something going well or in one’s favor.

Chris Chans plea for insanity was going quite squimingbly.

by chicken nugget king October 20, 2023

Squimping

When you spit in a guy’s foreskin and rub it around with the spit inside.

- Me and Marla went to squimpville last night, if you know what I mean.

- I don’t know what you mean, what is squimping?
- She pulled back my foreskin, spat in it, closed it, then rubbed it around. You’ve seriously never squimped before?! What a prude!

by gregory3boobs July 5, 2024

Squinting Llama

When you phone up a sexline in a phone box, and leave the phone off the hook while 2 people, members of opposite or same sex, have sex in the telephone box. Sign of best squinting llama's is when the windows steam up.

Jonny: Mate, I squinting llama-ed this babe last night. We got so hot that the windows steamed up. It was like an erotic dream I once had.

by fuckyeah1234567889 March 21, 2009