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Squeegee

A bum ass nigga who leeches and takes everyones leftovers

Originated from - Chris , c hise, big flar HN
"that nigga cj is a worthless bum who has nothing in life, he's also a Squeegee half assed slob of a man"
by CJsabum November 16, 2025
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Fresh Squeezed Festival

Bringing the city of Los Angeles 9 hours of Nonstop grooves that will keep you dancing all night long! Fresh Squeezed Festival brought to you by Fresh Entertainment, is the summers juciest event. With thousands of pounds of oranges given out FREE all night, combined with world class DJ lineups and Massive Stage Production. Join us in celebration of summer!
I am going to bring all my friends and we are going to dance like crazy as we celebrate summer at Fresh Squeezed Festival!
by qUEEnBinX June 25, 2009
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rocket squeegee

The act of hiring a preferably cheap prostitute and having her spray you with windex. Then she will mount you and proceed to run her high milage vagina all over your body which will then create the squeaky sound of a squeegee.
Bro I totally got rocket squeegeed last night!

Man that's just gross, seriously don't tell me these things.
by The Name November 20, 2013
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Curdish Squeegee

(Verb) (Action) : To lightly glaze the breasts of a recognized sweaty woman with semen, to squeegee said semen off of the breast with one's penis, and, then, enjoy the sensation of oral sucking applied of said breast infused semen from one's phallus.
I was going to superman that hoe, but she told me she needed that Curdish Squeegee.
by JusttheSqueegee June 3, 2018
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Street Squeegee

A low rider car that almost touches the ground
Hey man, your car is a total street squeegee!
by Momknowsall January 6, 2019
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Burrito Squeegee

The act of taking a handful of feces (preferably moist and mushy) and using it as lubricant to masturbate.
"I heard they used shit for the hot chocolate when they ran out!"
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."
by Clark Speyhawk July 8, 2019
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dirt squeege

Erik wants me to drive him to work. He is a dirt Squeege!
by Truthteller2016politics November 20, 2020
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