squanch

a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad

I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch

by Luke January 20, 2004

Squanch

To crush, compress or smash.

Erin used a brick to squanch Scott's brains in for talking to much.

by KROPSi August 3, 2017

Squanching

A form of eating you food with your mouth open. Making loud noise. Crunching, smacking.

Stop squanching your food, it annoying and to loud!

by Midn July 30, 2017

Squatchin'

Sitting in your underwear in Naas, eating cheap take-out and even cheaper beer, and waiting for Sasquatch to appear while watching Dog the Bounty Hunter.

Mitch and Mikey went squatchin' on Mike's first day in Ireland.

by benji_123 September 1, 2013

squatch

a universal word used for any cuss word that you don't want to say.

Shut the squatch up you mother squatchin squatch.

by Stujypoojiation October 4, 2011

Sqwantch

To partake in a poop

crap, poop, dump, shit, log, Sqwantch

by Joone January 11, 2009

Squatchin'

Sitting in your underwear, eating cheap take out food and even cheaper bear, and waiting for Sasquatch to appear while watching Dog the Bounty Hunter.

Benji and Duane Chapman went squatchin' on Benji's first day in Ireland.

by benji_123 September 3, 2013