wooden spooning

The act of spooning but with a boner. Usually done by two people who are friends/lovers.

Not only were we spooning, but we were wooden spooning.

by Dusty Spangler December 1, 2006

Italian spooning

When a man and a woman sleep together and the man sleeps with his penis inside the woman's vagina.

Jeff: "Hey baby, are up for some Italian spooning tonight?"
Kelsey: "You can park it for the night hun."
Jeff: "Fuck yea!"

by coltsrock37 March 21, 2012

Silver Spooning

spooning with someone that is so old they have silver pubes

cuddling with your friends grandma or grandpa
exp used in a sentence. (1)I totally silver spooned you mom last night.(2) Jimmy got so drunk the other night that he ended up silver spooning at the nursing home with carter's grandma, Edna.

by the one who knows it all September 3, 2009

Cruiser Spooning

The act of parking two police vehicles with the driver's sides facing one another so that the officers can converse through their open windows.

Better slow down. The po-po are cruiser spooning there in the parking lot.

by Andrew Lagemann December 9, 2008

Rude Spooning

To partake in sexual intercourse whilst in the general spoonage position. It is also known as the Lazy Missionary Position.

Collins likes rude spooning

by Frank Fitzveg December 24, 2007

Short spooning

When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.

Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!

Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.

OR

Mom: why is there food all over Junior?

Dad: He short spooned me

by k. jordan February 25, 2009

Anti-spooning

The act of where two people in a bed either are facing each other or facing away from each other so as to not be able to spoon.

Come on face the other way we can't spoon when you're facing me. Why do you want to be anti-spooning?

by Salvatore1 March 26, 2011