Spooker

A female that is creepy or is a creeper.

A girl who creepily stalks her friends on or a guy she is interested in on facebook or in person is a spooker.

by Notacreeper12 July 8, 2010

Spooner

A spooner is a hairstyle for men (and occasionally women) in which the hair is typically arranged in a manner that attempts to be fashionable but misses the mark ever so slightly. The results of which are often laughable.

Fuck, check out Harry's spooner! That shit should be outlawed.

by JoeyJoeJo May 30, 2015

Scoofer

A poor, low-class & trashy person. (Offensive)

My neighbor is such a scoofer; I wish he'd get rid of those junk cars in his front yard.

by Scoofer January 2, 2017

spooder

(V)- the act of relieving oneself onto another person or object.

Hey Ron Tom did you just spooder all over the tree?

by RTpacker September 26, 2013

spoonery

the act of acting like a spoon other common words for this are:
spooner, spoon, spoons, spooning, spooned

a person is shovelling food into their mouth and doing nothing else is described as commiting the crime of spoonery

by anthony taylor September 23, 2006

spoofenhiemen

The act when a male homosapien scromps or puts his penis inside of a female homosapiens (or other species if your into that kind of shit you SICK FUCK) vaginal cavity and thrusts so hard so many times that both the anal and vaginal cavities start to bleed profusely due to raw friction, slight tearing, and recoil. Victimizing and crippling the female for days and deterring them from sexual acts for months.

WARNING: May induce a coma or even death!

Example 1: "Yeah I just got back from Hannahs funeral, maybe I shouldn't have spoofenhiemened her soo hard"

Example 2: "Hell yeah I spoofenhiemened that bitch so hard last night that I broke BOTH her legs!"

Example 3: (on the phone)

Terry: "Hey what's Adrian doing?"
Keith: "gettin some spoofenhiemen"
Terry: "Yeah I figured I can hear if from my house"

by koruptone August 5, 2009

Spooner

Noun-An individual who can dish it out, but is characteristically incapable of taking it; Someone who readily makes fun of or criticizes others, usually with the goal of obtaining peer approval. Upon receiving accusations or judgement, an insecure spooner will break down emotionally, apologize profusely, or even go into hiding.

1. That dude is such a spooner! He talked so tough, but when I called him out to fight, he left the party.

2. Ann: "Did you see Kay's facebook post yesterday?"

Bree: "Yeah! She was so mean to Joe that it pissed off everybody and when they all commented, she deleted her profile. What a SPOONER!"

by HottPinkMama September 18, 2012