lickity splitter

The act of one woman going down on another.

Dude that lickity splitter eats more pussy than you do!

by wldcts July 28, 2006

pig split

Running away from a party or area when the police arive.

The cops showed up and we all pig split in the opposite direction.

by mountainbiker30 September 29, 2008

Peach Splitter

A sextoy made by SplitPeaches.com

Split your peach with a SplitPeaches.com Peach Splitter!!

by SplitPeaches.com March 15, 2009

Tit Splitter

Seat belts, when worn by fine women, accentuates their breasts.

Bro: Hey, Bud! I was at this stoplight and saw this awesome tit splitter in the car next to me.

Bud: Man, I gotta get me a lifted truck.

by Helibro October 7, 2009

pre-split

Supporters who joined the fandom BEFORE one of the OG or most important band members left. Also can be used to describe people who prefer the music before the split. For example: Panic! At Disco's pre-split albums include: A Fever You Can't Sweat Out and Pretty. Odd. before major member Ryan Ross left. However, Vices & Virtues could be included in this genre.

Casey: "So, Rachel are you post or pre-split?"

Rachel: "Pre-split wbu?"

by CillinsKeyIsOnDrugs November 29, 2019

siberian splitter

The result of the crotchal inseam of a man’s pants, usually jeans, in which the seam tightens while in a seated position, splitting the left and right testicles evenly, placing one on either side of the seam, leaving an obvious visual print of each of the separated testicles with a gap of 1/2”- 1” down the middle. This makes the appearance of two separate testicles, free to travel in their own separate direction free and independent of one another. A common issue with jeans such as Wrangler (Stranglers) and other cowboy type nut hugger cut pantelones.

If left untreated or unrelieved long enough, it may take several hours to days for the two testicles to reunite.

I like to buy my jeans so tight in the crotch, that they cause an immediately noticeable and impressive Siberian Splitter, just to let the ladies know I have testicular talent, upon first glance.

by P-Nut December 13, 2019

Slit Split

A game like bagtag but for females.
You walk up to a female friend and upwards Karate chop her vagina exclaiming “SLIT SPLIT!”

Friend: “Dude did you hear about that new game?”
Other friend: “yeah! Slit Split? It’s pretty hot dude”

by Daddy_Chungus May 2, 2020