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Doodoo Splatter 

When you go to a restroom and doodoo the shit out of everything in there, rendering the restroom unusable and
horrendously smelly.
Dominic spent 10 minutes out of class in the bathroom (a sign indicating the person has a case of Doodoo Splatter). We then told the janitor to take the day off, because he'll need some rest for his weekend job cleaning up the restroom.
Doodoo Splatter by rawrthaas February 25, 2010
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yogurt splatter 

Splatting Cum all over that dang pussy
I yogurt splattered all over that vagina last night

Chicken Splatter 

Slang term for semen, jizz, cum, sperm

Originated in southern Ireland when a carpenter bit into a chicken sandwich and a bit of ooze came out and splattered all over his goatee
Tadhg - How did you get on with that girl last night?

Dave - Got her back to mine, banged the box off her and then filled her with me Chicken Splatter. Dacent

collateral splatter 

When you take a violent diarrhea fart shit where you get poo splatter and poopy toilet water all over your ass cheeks. Sometimes can be so bad you just have to go straight from toilet to the shower to clean off the poo splatter
I just took a dump like I have cholera. It was so explosive I experienced a high degree of collateral splatter...

Taint splatter 

When your dick slips out just as it climaxes, therein splattering cum on the taint.
I’ll be a bit late, I was taking it good when the fucker pulled out. So now I gotta clean up this taint splatter.
Taint splatter by Cpt James Hook November 28, 2021

Attention Splatter Platter 

A woman, on occasion versatile male, who takes it in all holes and hands or facials from multiple males for attention. Tragically trapping her in a fearful place.
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Pittsburg Splatter 

The act of covering one's face with plastic wrap and having your partner let loose diarrhea on your face.
I begged my girlfriend to give me a pittsburg platter, but she had diarrhea and gave me a pittsburg splatter instead..
Pittsburg Splatter by daisiemae December 9, 2008