Jane: OMG I have so many spiders in my house these days. This morning I woke up with one in my hair and then a massive hairy one dropped into my cereal. I have to move.
Lesley: You must have bad spider karma. What did you do?
Jane: Umm... I used to use hairspray and a lighter on them. I didn't know any better.
Lesley: Harsh. You deserve it.
Lesley: You must have bad spider karma. What did you do?
Jane: Umm... I used to use hairspray and a lighter on them. I didn't know any better.
Lesley: Harsh. You deserve it.
by spideykiller August 20, 2009
The Spider-Man of (Earth-138).
Also known as Hobie (Hobart Brown) he is know as an anarchic.
Voiced by Daniel Kaluuya in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
“I'm not a hero cause calling yourself a hero makes you self mythologizing narcissistic autocrat!" - Spider-Punk
Also known as Hobie (Hobart Brown) he is know as an anarchic.
Voiced by Daniel Kaluuya in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
“I'm not a hero cause calling yourself a hero makes you self mythologizing narcissistic autocrat!" - Spider-Punk
by H0ldenlol June 05, 2023
Based on the cult film by Jack Hill.
An incredibly attractive young woman who is into stuff that is so kinky you might die.
An incredibly attractive young woman who is into stuff that is so kinky you might die.
by CultPhenomenon November 16, 2012
The ultimate way to fully empty the scrote whilst blowing one's load and sending the male into a blissful, euphoric state. This can be achieved by curling the 4th and little fingers (which should be the only 2, not throttling the ferret) and intermittently pulsating them in order to make slight but firm contact with the testes (preferably the right hand nut). This technique, once perfected, has been known to cause multiple days off work in a row.
by feral_wombat69 January 12, 2014
by Bukkake the porno clown November 09, 2006
A highly elusive nocturnal specie of spider mainly from the Tennessee area (also known as the Tennessee barking Spider). While no live specimens have been caught in order to be studied, this is the only spider known to man with the capability to "bark". These spiders are attracted by the scent of bratwurst and sourcrout and also been known to emerge on taco tuesdays. While you may not see them, you will hear them and at times feel them scurrying through the couch cusions. They do use a foul odor as a defensive mechanism. Beware the silent Tennessee barking spider, it is a deadly sub-specie and should be avoided at all costs.
Holy Shit! Call pest control. We seem to have an infestation of Tennesse Barking Spiders. I think Bill just got hit by a silent one cause I see him convulsing in the corner.
by Rick C. May 11, 2005
note all credit for the discovery of roof spiders and celling arachnid goes to Tasty taste, Quincy, the uppity bitch and that depressing chick
1-large arachnids released on the roofs of buildings in preindustrial england and its colonies to prevent people form jumping off to commit suicide. some roof spiders later evolved into less aggressive and relatively impartial celling arachnids
2- Some one as unpleasant as a man eating spider that dwells on roofs
3- Republicans
note all roof spiders are impervious to any weapon other than spears don't ask why they just are
1- OH MY GOD!!! the roof spiders have ran out of suicidal morons and are now coming down to eat the towns people
get the spears!
2- Any given person: josh your such a roof spider
3-see 2
2- Some one as unpleasant as a man eating spider that dwells on roofs
3- Republicans
note all roof spiders are impervious to any weapon other than spears don't ask why they just are
1- OH MY GOD!!! the roof spiders have ran out of suicidal morons and are now coming down to eat the towns people
get the spears!
2- Any given person: josh your such a roof spider
3-see 2
by Tasty_taste December 06, 2010