Sperm Dumpster

Meg Griffin.

Many men empty their sperm in Meg Griffin because she is a sperm dumpster.

by JamesCondina June 18, 2009

sperm count

the number of times that you have spanked it to a specific person or video

"Hey dude, have you seen this Paige chick that's in wrestling now?"

"Duh man, I've already got an epic sperm count going for her."

by SaltineWizard August 10, 2015

Sperm the worm

To ejaculate sperm cell

I'm bored I might just go sperm the worm a little.

by Hoodies on the beach December 25, 2015

Sperm it through

moving through a very crowded hall at a pace faster than most ususally by weaving between people and or bulldozing them.

John: im late for 2nd class and this hallway is crammed.
Jake: just sperm it through there no problem

by Mc.Awesome September 11, 2009

Sperm Bomb

When a terrorist blows up a twin tower in a womans ovaries, placing a bomb inside the egg disguised as a fetus during the 9 month pregnancy, proceeding to explode during birth.

Man: Honey, how are you pregnant?!!
Woman: I can explain! A terrorist placed a Sperm Bomb in my pussy!

by NickrophiIia December 20, 2018

Sperm Angel

Jizzing on a girls back and having her roll over on her back with the jizz still there and then she makes snow angels

"I heard Jessica and Michael did a sperm angel last!"
"Really? that's disgusting"

by @nikodw_ June 13, 2019

sperm wail

The sound a woman makes when you cum in her mouth without having warned her.

Please note: There was an error in my definition yesterday. It should be "WITHOUT having warned her", rather than "WITH having warned her". Thank you.

Monica let out a sperm wail when I suddenly jizzed her tonsils.

by Pornstaro April 24, 2008