Spelunking

When you sneeze and fart at the same time

I couldn't stop spelunking after eating taco bell yesterday

by Whatshisface80 May 4, 2023

spitting spelunker

Just another name for the dick.

I took my spitting spelunker deep last night.

by cavediver March 9, 2010

Spelunker M.D.

Nickname for a gastroenterologist, or other medical professional that assists with medical care for the anal patient.

I had my colonoscopy done when I turned 45, and Spelunker M.D. was on point with the experience.

by Eddie Shell July 30, 2024

Spelunking

The act of licking/sucking ones elbow

Im spelunking my mon

by Spulenker123 February 18, 2021

asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com

"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."

by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013

Cooter spelunking

Another term for cunnilingus.

I did some cooter spelunking last nite! Amazing!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

Digital Spelunking

Digital spelunking is the act of probing between the toes of a sexual partner, using either the genitalia, tongue, or ear lobe, to find the necessary materials to progress through intercourse.

"B, digital spelunking is the pathway to many abilities, that some consider to be unnatural. It is a necessary evil. It is the only way we can consummate our love."

by cave_diver July 28, 2021