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Spelunking

The act of licking/sucking ones elbow
Im spelunking my mon
by Spulenker123 February 18, 2021
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asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com
"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."
by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013
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spitting spelunker

I took my spitting spelunker deep last night.
by cavediver March 9, 2010
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Cooter spelunking

I did some cooter spelunking last nite! Amazing!
by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021
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Digital Spelunking

Digital spelunking is the act of probing between the toes of a sexual partner, using either the genitalia, tongue, or ear lobe, to find the necessary materials to progress through intercourse.
"B, digital spelunking is the pathway to many abilities, that some consider to be unnatural. It is a necessary evil. It is the only way we can consummate our love."
by cave_diver July 28, 2021
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Spelunking

The act of receiving fellatio while taking a dump with your legs closed and flushing the toilet after to receive Poseidon’s Kiss.
Sick night dude, Amber and I went spelunking!
by NeverHaveIEverGone4 September 7, 2022
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Sugar Spelunking

When a Boomer visits a Millennial and the Millennial offers the Boomer coffee, and the Boomer asks for sugar. The Millennial will then be forced to hunt down the sugar in their pantry, a calcified half pound bag inside a baggie inside a Tupperware container stuffed somewhere in the back on the bottom shelf behind the disaster supplies.

This also applies when a Boomer visits you and you try to serve them a bowl of cereal, strawberries, tea, iced tea or grapefruit.
Honey, Bob asked for coffee: I'm going Sugar Spelunking.
by OffHisMeds July 22, 2020
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