JackMaster Spaz

Someone that has the uncanny ability to have a siezure and dance at the same time. They can also make love and fap at the same time to.

That terminal dude is such a JackMaster Spaz.

by JackMaster Spaz January 12, 2004

Litty Spaz

An abbreviation for the phrase 'literal spastic'. Usage cav vary depending on whether the subject is a temporary spastic, or, more common, if s/he is one by birth. It is polite to identify those who are normal, and those who are spastic. A litty spaz may be incapable of walking to the shop, they cannot articulate, and, more often than not, have no idea what they are doing at any particular moment. In general, their future is bleak.

'Look, mate, it's a litty spaz!'

by rupang March 13, 2009

spaz muffin

a fairly endearing term, meant for someone who says or does something silly, or simply went you want to call someone something without being too harsh. I think i may have heard it used in "friends" by pheobe.

Kathryn has spilt her vodka.
"Jesus Kathryn you're such a spaz muffin"

by moosemily September 13, 2006

posh-spaz

a posh spaz is some one who does posh spazzy things

jez: i cant belive you oranize ur socka by colour and style!
mark: why? its useful for quick acsessablity
jez: you're such a posh-spaz!

by horny-dandilion June 16, 2007

Prep Spaz

The sad two formats, occurring four times a week out of the six day class week, designated for preplings. These preplings did not have the ability to make it onto a JV or Varsity team, so unfortunately they are reduced to spending their time Prep Spaz. In this time, they cycle through the season's sport offerings. Seemingly a joke to many Exonians.

Person 1: I'll be Prep Spazzing it up this whole year.

Person 2: Oh, I'm sorry.

by calciumsupplements June 19, 2011

Google Spaz

A person (or persons) who, despite much frenzied effort, take an exponentially greater time to find an answer to an obvious question.

Wife: what's the name of that song by Pink I love.

Me: pass me your phone and I will Google it
Wife: no I will do it. What. Do you think I am useless.

Me: Of course not darling.

5 hours later...
Wife: At last.. Give me one last kiss
Me: Fuck me. You are kidding. You are truly a Google Spaz.

by The Brown Fox September 23, 2013

Spaz Master

Spaz Master: The person responsible for looking after groups of those of the Spazzy persuasion, eg; sunshine bus attendant.

"hey, spazmo, where is your spaz master?"

by V-Fantastic. December 9, 2008