juicy omelette

A runny or gastric shit

His juicy omelette was splattered all over the toilet bowl

by poo juice October 30, 2003

Jewish Omelette

First you take an extremely large woman who has a roll covering her vajj. Then,you bang her until you are colse to cumming. Right before you cum you knock her out, and cum in the roll. Then you do other nasty things to the roll(puke,shit,piss etc.). Then put the large whale in an oven and cook for 10-20 minutes at about 450 degrees. When you are done you should have a Jewish Omelette.

Dude! You know that fat chick i hooked up with last night, I made a Jewish Omelette out of her.

by R and G January 9, 2009

Denver Omelette

To dunk your nutsack in a chicks mouth and then slap her accross the face.
Origin: Denver, 2005

I was just going to Teabag that bitch but I got carried away and made her a Denver Omelette!

by DC2DAOC September 12, 2005

Swomelette

An omelette made from Swan eggs harvested from the company pond.

That momma swan really came after me when I went near the nest, but the bacon egg and 3 cheese swomelette was totally worth it!

by KelliKat313 April 16, 2009

Sausage Omelette

Pronunciation: "Saw-sahge ohm-let"

1. An omelette made with sausage, eggs and various spices.

2. a) Sexual intercourse involving an older male and a older female. b) Any sexual encounter involuntarily observed, involving the observer's mother/male acquaintance older than 45 years.

1. Friend 1: "I've finally gotten eggs so I can make ya'll my famous sausage omelette."

Everyone else: "Yay!"

2. Friend 1: "So I was visiting my parents last week, and I forgot to knock on their bedroom door in the morning. When I walked in, they were making a sausage omelette. I died a little inside."

Everyone else: "Eww..."

by Mewsy July 1, 2009

Phlegm Omelette

A special dish made solely out of the secretions from someone's nose and throat. Don't knock it until you try it!
Also often shortened to Phlomelette or Snotlette.

Hil: Howdy Billy, I cooked up a Phlegm Omelette for you.

Billy: That does not sound appetizing to me, but I'm sure we can bait a trap for some varmints with it!

by Fishysmells52 June 28, 2017

Iron Omelette

When a girl takes her menstrual leftovers and prepares it like one would a regular chicken egg. The next step after earning your red wings

Egan: Aye Ben how was your date?
Ben: It was her time of the month so we fucked and in the morning she made me an iron omelette.
Egan: Bruh that’s fucking grass

by Stay geeked December 1, 2018