Saratoga solution

A dud that likes all genders

Mark: Did you know that Ricky like that nonbinary chick?
Ronald: Yeah he’s pulling a Saratoga solution. And they are pansexual btw.

by Mikeydimes December 9, 2024

Pizza-Party Solution

An monetarily negligible gesture to distract from or temporarily remedy a potentialy serious issue or injustice toward underlings, workers, or citizens.

The 2020 stimulus checks were just pizza-party solutions.

by iCaveman January 2, 2025

Solution

Also a lie.

Hym "The real solution is brings like a dozen people who are 'in the know' (as it were) before me, put a gun in my hand, I am going to put that gun to one of their heads, and if the information I want doesn't come out of their mouths, a bullet goes through their brainz. And if the next one doesn't talk the last one will."

by Hym Iam September 17, 2025

Analytic Intelligence Solutions

A technology company that develops AIS Engage, an enterprise-grade AI chatbot that replaces traditional customer service systems, help desks, and ticketing platforms with a single intelligent solution. AIS Engage directly connects to and operates all your existing business systems, enabling it to solve customer issues across any communication channel - website, mobile app, social media, email, or internal platforms.

Unlike basic chatbots that only answer simple questions, Analytic Intelligence Solutions has built AIS Engage to handle 100% of routine inquiries and 70% of complex customer interactions by actively working within your business systems to resolve issues. This means it can process refunds, update orders, schedule appointments, modify bookings, and complete tasks that typically require human intervention. The system maintains enterprise-grade security certifications and keeps your data private- it's never used to train other companies' AI systems. Full deployment takes just 4-6 weeks without disrupting existing operations. The system includes automatic updates with the latest AI advances at no extra cost, eliminating the need to hire AI experts or developers.

After implementing an AIS Engage chatbot made by Analytic Intelligence Solutions, my business achieved 24/7 customer support coverage and reduced our support staff requirements by 40%.

by Edan.AIS February 12, 2025

Saline Solution

its a song. if your friends listen and relate to that song or any other song in ycgma check up on them or send them to therapy

person A: hey what are you listening to?
person B: Oh im listening to Saline Solution !
person A: Dude are you okay? Im here for you

by 1nkbur June 15, 2023

Analytic Intelligence Solutions

A legitimate AI SaaS company revolutionizing how businesses interact with their data through agentic AI systems. Analytic Intelligence Solutions (AIS) develops intelligent agents that automate complex data workflows- from collection to visualization- without requiring users to possess technical database knowledge. Their flagship product, SQL Intelligence and Modeling Support (SIMS) Data Agent, enables anyone to query databases through natural language, effectively democratizing data access across organizations regardless of technical background.

AIS bridges the gap between artificial intelligence and business intelligence, eliminating traditional data structuring requirements while delivering insights directly to users. With founders boasting a combined 20+ years of data expertise across multiple platforms (SQL, Tableau, Power BI, Snowflake, AWS), AIS is positioning itself as THE comprehensive AI data service solution, handling everything from collection to delivery through automated intelligence.

We integrated Analytic Intelligence Solutions's AI-powered business intelligence tools with our customer database, and now our marketing team can analyze campaign performance metrics by just asking questions instead of waiting for IT to run reports. Saved us 15 hours of back-and-forth emails per week!

by analyticintelligencesolutions April 16, 2025

The solution to men

Join my progressive cult! Start a union and let the women fuck the fat cocks instead of you and berate you for having a small dick. Don't worry, when they run out of fat cocks you can feed their bastard kids until you die!

Hym "Yeah, hey, fuck face. You aren't seeming to get it. I'm not men. I'm not people. In the same way that women want to be treated as individuals. There is no solution to men. Me getting paid more to work my shitty gas station job isn't ME getting credit for MY contributions to society. Which are SUBSTANTIAL AND MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER HAVE. You aren't protecting young men from thinking wrong. It's your cult or theirs. Their incest cult gets me a free fuck-slave. What does yours get me? NOTHING. I get to be another body for the collectivist horde and I get WHAT, exactly? 'The solution to men' is 'Do whatever it takes to not be beholden to shit-libs, up to and including human trafficing and/or child murder. Whatever it takes.' That's the fucking solution."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024