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Snark

The most dangerous creature in all the animal kingdom. A combination Shark-Snake (Snark) with a wingspan of over 8 feet! The Snark is capable of flying at speeds of up to 86.5 miles per hour, reaching altitudes greater than 15,000 feet. With its telescopic eyesight, it is able to locate prey from above 10,000 feet above its hunting grounds. The snark feeds primarily in coastal locations, but has been known to venture inland in search of prey. Feeds primarily on unsuspecting children, but is capable of taking down a full sized adult human. Also the Snark seems to have a taste for midgets (it is not known why at this time, but research is ongoing. Some scientists believe the excrete a pungent odor that attracts female Snarks in heat, while others speculate they have a "sweet tasting flesh.") The only defense against an attacking Snark is to run to the nearest Marine for help, they are defenseless against Marines. Though it has been said that Snarks are able to burrow underground, these "rumors" are unfounded.
The snark ate your baby!, Did you see the size of that snark?
by Ryan CH July 31, 2011
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sherking

Hey Baby - Last night I was sherking, shitting my pants while dreaming of fucking YOU.
by joe May 13, 2005
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Snark

The sneaky cop act of staking out a full bar at 2 a.m. to facilitate DUI arrests... a combination of sneaky-shark-parking, originating across the street from Boar's Crossin' in Carlsbad, California. You've been warned.
I didn't even get to turn the key before Officer Bob Snarked me
by beerlawyer March 11, 2010
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Snarked

Snarked, variation on the word snarky.

Snarky: IMO means to be sarcastic, jokey, to tease, quick witted, etc.
I just got snarked by my best friend.

This guy totally snarked on me.
by gemsong August 21, 2009
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snark

one who creates awkward moments, for their own pleasure.
your such a snark mattie, i cant believe u did that.
by terra smith January 2, 2012
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smerk

Geordie for 'smoke'.
Wai-aye mon. Ah love smerkin fags, me. Itz fookin grate mon.
by Pete November 21, 2003
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Snarkery

Of or relating to acting snarky.
Okay, enough snarkery.

All the Perez Hilton this and Jamie Lynn that is tiring. Who knew I had it in me to be so prolifically snide.
by Good&Crazy August 16, 2008
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