The machine at the gym that looks like a bench press but has guiding rails that keep the barbell in a straight up and down line. Use this and your strength and reputation at the gym may suffer.
Bro #1: Hey you see Alan over there working the smith machine?
Bro #2: Yeah bro, poor guy won't be getting his swole on any time soon pumping that thing.
Bro #2: Yeah bro, poor guy won't be getting his swole on any time soon pumping that thing.
by junksniffer45 June 24, 2013
Cheyenne is one of the sweetest girls out there. Although she many not always get all the boys, she deserves them. She is very talented, mostly with her voice because it can literally draw people to tears, in a good way. She's a very spunky girl who knows how to have a good time. Cheyenne may not have a high self-esteem but that's partially because she's modest. You'd be lucky to have her as a friend.
by teammatty May 23, 2013
The asshole who introduced the SOPA bill (Otherwise known as the shittiest pice of legislation ever introduced to the U.S. government).
Lamar Smith, the biggest fuck to ever be.
by icutu7 January 19, 2012
a perfect British man, with hair dark like night, and high as a tower. His nose is perfectly symmetrical and his heart is warm and humble, his voice deep and rich with muse. Dan is perfect. Also known as lead singer of Bastille.
by Perhaps another April 06, 2014
The man behind the shittiest piece of legislation the U.S. government ever came up with. He is a Republican from Texas and does not deserve a second more in office.
Lamar Smith is another retarded asshole with too much power, it is amazing that anonymous ignores him.
by mrbigmclargehuge January 18, 2012
Blowing Game 1 in the NBA Finals during the final seconds, making a pissed off LeBron even more...well...pissed off.
JR Smith: "I thought we were ahead!"
*LeBron ignores and storms off angrily to add JR to his hit list*
*LeBron ignores and storms off angrily to add JR to his hit list*
by $wervy June 01, 2018
by fleshcurtains August 09, 2016